And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19248. | UMadBro? (thekarma) | 80.56 | 91% | 2015-11-13 |
| 19249. | Dark (darkelevent) | 80.56 | 96% | 2022-06-22 |
| 19250. | ☺☻☺☻ (897_99) | 80.56 | 99% | 2017-09-02 |
| 19251. | Alex (biolife) | 80.56 | 89% | 2011-07-11 |
| 19252. | Warren (warrenwangtennis) | 80.55 | 94% | 2015-02-01 |
| 19253. | Scott (filmifier) | 80.55 | 93% | 2013-12-26 |
| 19254. | RRG (ray60704) | 80.55 | — | 2009-07-03 |
| 19255. | tstats[azhy_01] (azhy_01) | 80.55 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 19256. | Carlos (cylg5135) | 80.55 | 95% | 2021-08-10 |
| 19257. | Trichobezoar (kappadin) | 80.54 | 93% | 2016-05-24 |
| 19258. | fatma (fatmaozerr) | 80.54 | 98% | 2015-03-19 |
| 19259. | Christian (chri97i9) | 80.54 | 90% | 2015-12-31 |
| 19260. | Hockey (hockeygirl02) | 80.54 | 94% | 2011-07-27 |
| 19261. | min80WPM (john_f) | 80.54 | 97% | 2012-11-19 |
| 19262. | Ben (koppix) | 80.54 | 97.2% | 2023-09-03 |
| 19263. | Greg (gregeryb) | 80.54 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
| 19264. | Dustin (dsouvan) | 80.53 | 95% | 2013-01-21 |
| 19265. | Vincent (hyperwind) | 80.53 | 94% | 2012-01-18 |
| 19266. | Atsubyo (atsubyo) | 80.53 | 97% | 2022-04-28 |
| 19267. | Henrique (irnehp) | 80.53 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 19268. | Gabriel (gabdvorak) | 80.53 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 19269. | Zedtime (zedtimestory) | 80.52 | 100% | 2019-04-25 |
| 19270. | The (theshank) | 80.52 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 19271. | Ralitsa (ralitsa_sf) | 80.52 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 19272. | Jenny (jen_120) | 80.52 | 95% | 2015-09-14 |
| 19273. | Dush (dushnozzle) | 80.52 | 96% | 2013-08-08 |
| 19274. | Wszxvq (wszxvq) | 80.51 | 93% | 2017-02-10 |
| 19275. | JC (jcfermin) | 80.51 | 93% | 2014-09-05 |
| 19276. | Andrew (andrewn) | 80.51 | 87% | 2013-08-16 |
| 19277. | Infinity56 (infinity56) | 80.51 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |