All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 532. | ⌛ Stanislav Kotzev (netcr... | 137.61 | 98.8% | 2023-10-26 |
| 533. | asdf (intheoryno) | 137.56 | 98.8% | 2024-06-13 |
| 534. | Aakash (srinivasan41) | 137.56 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 535. | Soner (soner) | 137.54 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 536. | asd (jl91) | 137.48 | 99% | 2023-10-01 |
| 537. | caleb (caleb123456) | 137.45 | 98.1% | 2024-10-11 |
| 538. | tzyke (tzy_dvorak) | 137.41 | 97.7% | 2025-04-14 |
| 539. | (zesty11) | 137.39 | 99% | 2022-06-16 |
| 540. | jimjom (jimysucks) | 137.37 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 541. | tstats[siriusvega] (siriusv... | 137.31 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 542. | chris (chillb0) | 137.28 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
| 543. | Joel (joelthesuperior) | 137.21 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 544. | Martin (megdal02) | 137.17 | 98.3% | 2025-04-25 |
| 545. | E (ee89) | 137.14 | 97.3% | 2023-10-19 |
| 546. | Toyota (websitejunkie) | 137.13 | 99% | 2022-06-25 |
| 547. | Ivan (ivan_ivanov) | 137.12 | 99.4% | 2023-07-22 |
| 548. | (dso093) | 137.06 | 98% | 2025-05-29 |
| 549. | (jepslol) | 137.00 | 97.1% | 2024-01-09 |
| 550. | saku (sukasa) | 136.99 | 98.3% | 2023-08-06 |
| 551. | Sam (captaineleven) | 136.99 | 99% | 2018-04-30 |
| 552. | (´・ω・｀) (gahama) | 136.98 | 99% | 2022-01-26 |
| 553. | kekw (kekwomegalul) | 136.96 | 98% | 2023-02-11 |
| 554. | Skittles (skittlestyperyt) | 136.96 | 98.1% | 2021-02-17 |
| 555. | steveleeb (steveleeb) | 136.93 | 99% | 2021-05-11 |
| 556. | rii (wooahae) | 136.89 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 557. | Black ★ Star (sh1nobie) | 136.88 | 98.9% | 2023-06-17 |
| 558. | JasonSpam (jasonspam) | 136.87 | 98% | 2025-04-07 |
| 559. | SHPLAZ (shplaz) | 136.82 | 98% | 2025-06-21 |
| 560. | Czar (czarlol) | 136.82 | 99.6% | 2024-11-26 |
| 561. | MySpaceBarIsBroken (kanto) | 136.78 | 99% | 2017-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |