The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28351. | graeme (donaldson906) | 57.96 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 28352. | samuel (sammyhep) | 57.95 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 28353. | Dinuka (din125) | 57.95 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
| 28354. | Adnan (sir_xtone) | 57.95 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 28355. | Saiful (shudipto06) | 57.95 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 28356. | Han-Yi (Robert) (robert13224) | 57.95 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 28357. | Parth (plukhi17) | 57.95 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 28358. | Devin (devoaz) | 57.95 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 28359. | G (rontypewritermingo) | 57.94 | 89% | 2016-08-15 |
| 28360. | Angelos (mangas) | 57.94 | 91% | 2016-08-12 |
| 28361. | RAGHU (raghu7889) | 57.94 | 94% | 2016-06-18 |
| 28362. | bryan (ailynmiole) | 57.94 | 96% | 2012-03-27 |
| 28363. | gDan (gdan) | 57.93 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 28364. | Tom (t0mas_colemak) | 57.93 | 96.1% | 2021-02-17 |
| 28365. | Nayan (hatke42) | 57.93 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 28366. | benjamin (dyingthief12) | 57.93 | 97% | 2011-05-31 |
| 28367. | Dan (dshin198) | 57.92 | 89% | 2013-08-05 |
| 28368. | Bryan (ogbbae) | 57.92 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
| 28369. | Szymon (nomenomen) | 57.92 | 87% | 2016-04-25 |
| 28370. | Merlin (magicmush) | 57.91 | 95% | 2019-05-14 |
| 28371. | Behzad (bbaghery) | 57.91 | 91% | 2016-04-08 |
| 28372. | AJ (5onn) | 57.91 | 93% | 2015-07-15 |
| 28373. | Sabrina (sabrayeah) | 57.91 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 28374. | Michael (turtlenadz) | 57.91 | 90% | 2013-07-22 |
| 28375. | Bryan (jamgam) | 57.90 | 88% | 2012-08-28 |
| 28376. | Twenty One (twenty_one_21) | 57.90 | 95.9% | 2023-09-22 |
| 28377. | Aneesh (aneeshkher) | 57.90 | 92% | 2016-01-01 |
| 28378. | fullysun (fullsun) | 57.90 | 94% | 2020-01-17 |
| 28379. | Sridhar (cure_kiddo) | 57.90 | 78% | 2011-11-22 |
| 28380. | Remo (remoghosh) | 57.90 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |