Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6308. | Akshiet (learningworm) | 46.53 | 95% | 2020-01-23 |
| 6309. | Javier (javiertanuharjo) | 46.52 | 94% | 2017-11-14 |
| 6310. | Pulkit (pspulkit1) | 46.51 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
| 6311. | Alexandru (thealf88ul) | 46.50 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| 6312. | JK (ettanin) | 46.48 | 96% | 2018-11-03 |
| 6313. | defiant (aarav1) | 46.48 | 97% | 2020-06-27 |
| 6314. | Frederick (liquidfyre) | 46.44 | 95% | 2018-11-14 |
| 6315. | Rannie (thnkr) | 46.44 | 94% | 2018-02-20 |
| 6316. | jithin (jithinjoseph) | 46.39 | 95% | 2018-04-24 |
| 6317. | zaid (xoxygenkillerx) | 46.38 | 95% | 2019-09-05 |
| 6318. | ᗜ Kaoffie (kao_steno) | 46.37 | 89% | 2020-03-24 |
| 6319. | Mohammad (zargar91) | 46.31 | 95% | 2019-06-23 |
| 6320. | Mubtasim (mubtasim91) | 46.27 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 6321. | Alisher (qaga) | 46.22 | 94% | 2020-12-03 |
| 6322. | Hello (islambek198) | 46.18 | 94% | 2018-10-14 |
| 6323. | Suvarchas (suvarchas) | 46.16 | 95% | 2018-06-01 |
| 6324. | Topi (drnuget) | 46.15 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| 6325. | luis (luis773) | 46.10 | 95% | 2018-11-11 |
| 6326. | Alexandre (alsmoth) | 46.07 | 95% | 2020-05-15 |
| 6327. | Unstoppable (darling002) | 46.03 | 96% | 2019-02-14 |
| 6328. | Finlay (yaboifinlay) | 46.02 | 95% | 2019-07-26 |
| 6329. | Ryan (ryanlondon) | 46.01 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 6330. | Keshav (keshavjindaljp) | 46.01 | 96% | 2020-06-20 |
| 6331. | Sarat (saratchet) | 46.00 | 95% | 2020-05-04 |
| 6332. | Angelo (xdarkwolfyx) | 46.00 | 95% | 2019-02-13 |
| 6333. | valeriu (valeriu) | 45.95 | 99% | 2020-02-07 |
| 6334. | Scott (eashy) | 45.91 | 96% | 2017-08-17 |
| 6335. | Filipo (filipomarcel) | 45.86 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 6336. | Raymoz (raymoz) | 45.85 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 6337. | Robert (dondada77) | 45.83 | 94% | 2020-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |