Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4994. | Legacy (legacylegacy) | 90.47 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 4995. | Nikita (lodo4ka1337) | 90.46 | 99.1% | 2025-01-28 |
| 4996. | ajb384 (ajb384) | 90.46 | 95% | 2024-08-25 |
| 4997. | Kerolyte (kerolyte) | 90.46 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 4998. | Rachel (rffree0982) | 90.46 | 97% | 2020-01-21 |
| 4999. | Mason (edwardmason) | 90.46 | 96.4% | 2021-02-19 |
| 5000. | Zangoose (braicario) | 90.45 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 5001. | jonny (jlun23) | 90.45 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
| 5002. | Hukouma (hukouma) | 90.44 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 5003. | Mawon (wonlee) | 90.44 | 99% | 2022-03-11 |
| 5004. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 90.44 | 99% | 2017-06-19 |
| 5005. | Goatinator (go4tinator) | 90.43 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 5006. | Fahad (skyclasher_24) | 90.42 | 98% | 2024-01-23 |
| 5007. | T/0 (_trippz) | 90.41 | 98% | 2022-08-04 |
| 5008. | Reese (chucklingkumquat) | 90.41 | 95% | 2022-08-29 |
| 5009. | coolzacboy (coolzacboy) | 90.41 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 5010. | DEREK (drkch) | 90.40 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 5011. | vincent (parkjiwon17) | 90.40 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 5012. | Omar (omar_letaief) | 90.40 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 5013. | Horst (feanor) | 90.40 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 5014. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 90.39 | 98.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 5015. | La (jude1212) | 90.39 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 5016. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 90.39 | 99% | 2020-05-10 |
| 5017. | Forfun (bhelton) | 90.38 | 98% | 2018-12-19 |
| 5018. | Luke (lukell) | 90.38 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 5019. | Keenan (keenanyj) | 90.37 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 5020. | trileafu (frostingbit) | 90.37 | 97.7% | 2025-02-23 |
| 5021. | Apoorv Singhal (sasuke232) | 90.37 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 5022. | ARK [alt for colemak-dhm] (... | 90.37 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 5023. | ccc (friz27) | 90.36 | 96.7% | 2024-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |