The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11139. | Orca (bbbltpp) | 87.18 | 97% | 2024-06-26 |
| 11140. | Silver (silverei) | 87.18 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 11141. | Nacho! (ernestl_lalo) | 87.18 | 98% | 2025-04-20 |
| 11142. | Binarus (binarus) | 87.18 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 11143. | Mateo (winggomateo) | 87.18 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 11144. | itzNini (exothermic_) | 87.17 | 96% | 2023-12-31 |
| 11145. | Alex (itsldog) | 87.17 | 95% | 2017-03-28 |
| 11146. | Fisty (fisty) | 87.17 | 93% | 2012-02-24 |
| 11147. | sigalig (sigalig42069) | 87.16 | 97.8% | 2024-02-05 |
| 11148. | Chan (pizzx) | 87.16 | 97.6% | 2024-11-26 |
| 11149. | (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)... | 87.16 | 96% | 2025-10-29 |
| 11150. | fzerty (shreyasminocha) | 87.16 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 11151. | Catherine (catherinesheng) | 87.16 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 11152. | jared (sadtom) | 87.16 | 97% | 2026-01-11 |
| 11153. | Julia (bskdjewels) | 87.16 | 98% | 2026-01-20 |
| 11154. | Deus (deusseb) | 87.16 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 11155. | VISHU_BADMOS (vishu_badmos) | 87.15 | 97% | 2025-10-31 |
| 11156. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 87.15 | 96.7% | 2024-03-22 |
| 11157. | pwnography (driven) | 87.15 | 95% | 2014-07-11 |
| 11158. | Rachel (rachel1491) | 87.15 | 98% | 2017-12-18 |
| 11159. | Susie (soozer) | 87.14 | 98% | 2016-08-08 |
| 11160. | Stephen (teamjunior) | 87.14 | 92% | 2016-08-20 |
| 11161. | Jackery (hamshank) | 87.14 | 97.7% | 2025-04-26 |
| 11162. | Brady (bradymoller) | 87.14 | 92% | 2026-02-15 |
| 11163. | Derek (konceptzofdeath) | 87.14 | 96% | 2011-05-11 |
| 11164. | Will (hjker) | 87.14 | 95% | 2015-03-15 |
| 11165. | moriartus (sa_rivera) | 87.13 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 11166. | Inesh (69420nice) | 87.13 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 11167. | Cole (colemathew) | 87.13 | 96.2% | 2024-03-04 |
| 11168. | Saagar (stacky) | 87.13 | 96% | 2014-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |