I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22989. | Dvorak 9/16/2021 (mj_dvorak) | 49.39 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 22990. | uchka (uchka0826) | 49.39 | 95% | 2019-11-02 |
| 22991. | CC (samcompu) | 49.39 | 94% | 2018-04-08 |
| 22992. | Turtle (dawasherpa103) | 49.38 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 22993. | shaked (5shaked5) | 49.38 | 88% | 2017-03-11 |
| 22994. | yian (yian31415) | 49.37 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 22995. | Muhammad Awais Ali Khan (12... | 49.36 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
| 22996. | Lias (lias_482) | 49.36 | 95% | 2023-01-18 |
| 22997. | اعجاذ حسين (s183ds... | 49.36 | 94% | 2021-05-22 |
| 22998. | Bennet (bennet_) | 49.35 | 94% | 2022-02-04 |
| 22999. | Vu (vuquynghia2) | 49.35 | 94% | 2021-03-20 |
| 23000. | Bro (bromia) | 49.34 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 23001. | StrawHat (strawhat_amine) | 49.34 | 93% | 2020-12-31 |
| 23002. | Alexey (leandoer_) | 49.34 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 23003. | james (awesome4aces115) | 49.34 | 92% | 2021-03-01 |
| 23004. | Pandiyaraja (pandiyaraja_7) | 49.33 | 94% | 2022-08-30 |
| 23005. | Matthew (dreadhades) | 49.32 | 93% | 2020-10-11 |
| 23006. | Makima (makimauwu) | 49.32 | 94% | 2023-01-14 |
| 23007. | vitus (vituschabreholm) | 49.32 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 23008. | hossameldien (hossam23177) | 49.32 | 94% | 2022-10-17 |
| 23009. | Fikri (fikri_ananda) | 49.32 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
| 23010. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 49.31 | 94% | 2022-01-24 |
| 23011. | Prince (princeloner) | 49.31 | 95% | 2020-08-19 |
| 23012. | Jão (jumamjir) | 49.31 | 96.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 23013. | Serkan (hundredandone) | 49.30 | 99% | 2017-09-28 |
| 23014. | G (gergli) | 49.30 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| 23015. | aditya (linkin2004) | 49.30 | 95% | 2022-07-05 |
| 23016. | sangay (sangay2018) | 49.30 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 23017. | Boyiddhanath (boyiddhanath_85) | 49.30 | 96% | 2018-05-06 |
| 23018. | Ahmed (djhmida) | 49.29 | 92% | 2022-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |