The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9379. | Mario (marfredd) | 90.53 | 98% | 2017-03-20 |
| 9380. | z (zuckles) | 90.53 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 9381. | Jens (pense007) | 90.53 | 96% | 2014-01-28 |
| 9382. | \ (wozby) | 90.53 | 97% | 2013-09-09 |
| 9383. | nassi (l4htaaja) | 90.53 | 97% | 2016-01-28 |
| 9384. | Joshua (joshua_) | 90.52 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
| 9385. | Ram (ramg95) | 90.52 | 95% | 2016-05-09 |
| 9386. | KJ (snthaoeu) | 90.52 | 91% | 2016-10-29 |
| 9387. | Jerry (jerrylee1157) | 90.52 | 97% | 2014-09-25 |
| 9388. | Chris (figuresofstick) | 90.52 | 95% | 2017-04-05 |
| 9389. | ROCKET forever! (livarscivi) | 90.51 | 91% | 2012-04-15 |
| 9390. | Kat (kitkatackley) | 90.51 | 94% | 2014-03-06 |
| 9391. | ela (eladeger) | 90.51 | 19% | 2016-05-25 |
| 9392. | Atie (atie) | 90.51 | 93% | 2013-09-15 |
| 9393. | Natalie (paintingflowers) | 90.51 | 95% | 2015-01-04 |
| 9394. | Cmplete_Idiot (cmplete_idiot) | 90.51 | 96% | 2012-01-06 |
| 9395. | smurphy (liammurphy14) | 90.50 | 87% | 2014-10-11 |
| 9396. | Ðraws (draws) | 90.50 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 9397. | Marci (marcipants) | 90.50 | — | 2008-09-27 |
| 9398. | I don't (themanofaptitude) | 90.49 | 88% | 2015-10-24 |
| 9399. | Please use an appropriate u... | 90.49 | 95% | 2012-02-05 |
| 9400. | Luc (lucfrazier) | 90.49 | 96% | 2014-09-10 |
| 9401. | geramera (geramera) | 90.48 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 9402. | Dodo (vuvudodo) | 90.48 | 99% | 2022-12-06 |
| 9403. | Rafael (rtmc) | 90.48 | 95% | 2013-04-02 |
| 9404. | Danat (danat_2001) | 90.48 | 98% | 2019-12-17 |
| 9405. | หมูบิน (moobin2) | 90.48 | — | 2009-03-21 |
| 9406. | Andrew (sq_leonhart) | 90.47 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 9407. | Sabrick (sabrick) | 90.47 | 98% | 2014-08-13 |
| 9408. | john (r0tt1ng) | 90.47 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |