I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2798. | anguelo (anguelo_colemakdh) | 78.87 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 2799. | Master (medo2006) | 78.86 | 95.5% | 2025-03-29 |
| 2800. | Xave (meowcat12) | 78.84 | 95% | 2025-08-22 |
| 2801. | klungs (klungs) | 78.84 | 95.5% | 2024-01-12 |
| 2802. | Gordon (zxdondon) | 78.84 | 96.5% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2803. | Maky (makyy13) | 78.83 | 97% | 2025-07-07 |
| 2804. | Luke (thebionicbasher) | 78.83 | 96% | 2025-06-06 |
| 2805. | Xilverknight155 (xilverknig... | 78.83 | 97% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2806. | Sam David (samdavidd) | 78.80 | 95.4% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2807. | Ethan (an3223) | 78.80 | 95.6% | 2024-06-24 |
| 2808. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 78.80 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2809. | tstats[sweetapple6911] (swe... | 78.79 | 96.5% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2810. | CookieChokis (cookiechokis) | 78.78 | 97.5% | 2024-06-01 |
| 2811. | Miroslav (lil_retarded) | 78.77 | 95.6% | 2023-12-01 |
| 2812. | Kevin (kmg2002) | 78.76 | 96.7% | 2023-11-09 |
| 2813. | Josa (audio1000) | 78.73 | 96% | 2025-07-02 |
| 2814. | dramorak (dramorak) | 78.72 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 2815. | Brady (bradymoller) | 78.67 | 91% | 2025-07-07 |
| 2816. | mewtish (mewtish) | 78.66 | 95.9% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2817. | Mc Louie (elemaw) | 78.65 | 96% | 2023-05-26 |
| 2818. | Ben (benjals9) | 78.64 | 95% | 2025-10-31 |
| 2819. | Nic (ning0) | 78.63 | 98% | 2023-05-05 |
| 2820. | bonzi (bnzi) | 78.62 | 94.9% | 2024-09-05 |
| 2821. | Amin (super_stage) | 78.62 | 96.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 2822. | Parth (parthdwivedi) | 78.59 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
| 2823. | Ipboys68 (ipboys68) | 78.58 | 96% | 2024-01-31 |
| 2824. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 78.54 | 97.9% | 2024-01-23 |
| 2825. | Morgan (morgansoares6) | 78.54 | 97.2% | 2024-05-21 |
| 2826. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 78.54 | 96% | 2024-02-06 |
| 2827. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 78.53 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |