I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1556. | zak (zak92) | 90.53 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 1557. | ionut (ionut_red) | 90.52 | 97.5% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1558. | darkapple (darkapple9975) | 90.50 | 98% | 2024-04-26 |
| 1559. | Sumyak (sumyak_) | 90.50 | 97% | 2024-01-22 |
| 1560. | M00tya (m00tya) | 90.50 | 97.6% | 2023-11-15 |
| 1561. | Hamza (whoppy) | 90.48 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1562. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 90.48 | 97.7% | 2024-01-07 |
| 1563. | Michael (prolifictyper7) | 90.46 | 95.9% | 2024-04-27 |
| 1564. | Free (just_free2318) | 90.46 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 1565. | ggzor (ggzor) | 90.46 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1566. | Cooper (cglavin) | 90.44 | 96.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 1567. | Christian (bootymucher) | 90.40 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 1568. | zeny (_zeny_) | 90.39 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 1569. | Eddie (diettea) | 90.37 | 97% | 2025-03-31 |
| 1570. | caique (caiquelira) | 90.37 | 98% | 2024-07-28 |
| 1571. | P. (psilva00) | 90.35 | 96.9% | 2025-02-16 |
| 1572. | Draino (drainjavascript) | 90.34 | 96.3% | 2023-11-24 |
| 1573. | Axel (sector7) | 90.34 | 98% | 2024-07-12 |
| 1574. | filofistik (filofistik) | 90.32 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 1575. | Moye (moyoka) | 90.32 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 1576. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 90.32 | 97.4% | 2024-01-10 |
| 1577. | MTR (geekbeast) | 90.26 | 97.7% | 2024-09-25 |
| 1578. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 90.23 | 95% | 2023-08-27 |
| 1579. | Sapp (sappp_) | 90.22 | 98% | 2024-09-10 |
| 1580. | typeRacer (olegbucolo) | 90.20 | 97% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1581. | Tyler (exilereject) | 90.20 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 1582. | Kyle (breadsy) | 90.20 | 97% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1583. | Ryan Le (esketit3020) | 90.19 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 1584. | yong (coaleo) | 90.18 | 96% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1585. | py (pytech) | 90.17 | 98% | 2024-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |