As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19745. | ariel (arielhsu2011) | 59.99 | 94% | 2016-11-08 |
19746. | Kia (kiabin) | 59.98 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
19747. | Sayed Soroush (s_hashemi) | 59.98 | 90% | 2015-10-02 |
19748. | hosssein (mhrimaz) | 59.98 | 94% | 2015-12-31 |
19749. | peter (fastlikeamericans) | 59.98 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
19750. | Cristianoooo Ronaldoooo (ba... | 59.97 | 95% | 2021-04-18 |
19751. | I1 (bbstarfish) | 59.97 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
19752. | Butts (butts123) | 59.97 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
19753. | Fixed (pedestrianlove) | 59.97 | 93% | 2016-02-10 |
19754. | Juho (shawi) | 59.97 | 87% | 2015-08-27 |
19755. | Necroa (necroa_zephyr) | 59.96 | 96% | 2020-06-24 |
19756. | Tommy (mechtech27) | 59.96 | 96% | 2020-02-24 |
19757. | figher2016 (fighter2016) | 59.96 | 96% | 2020-06-30 |
19758. | James (xxlightspeedxx) | 59.95 | 91% | 2017-05-17 |
19759. | Joshua (insanelol) | 59.95 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
19760. | lerning (hmtusher) | 59.95 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
19761. | Azar (nxp_azar) | 59.94 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
19762. | James (dragonslayer2) | 59.94 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
19763. | Angela (suangest) | 59.94 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
19764. | Borin Georin (kekbot131a) | 59.94 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
19765. | Andrei (andreis13) | 59.94 | 99% | 2016-05-24 |
19766. | Ex (exlordz) | 59.94 | 95% | 2018-10-08 |
19767. | Ironman (ironman2205) | 59.93 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
19768. | Argho (sc0perman) | 59.93 | 88% | 2016-11-01 |
19769. | guest (n1lotpal) | 59.93 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
19770. | butttickler (james29091998) | 59.92 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
19771. | pärskis (borje) | 59.92 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
19772. | Kan0to (kan0to) | 59.92 | 94% | 2021-03-01 |
19773. | Drew (drw25) | 59.92 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
19774. | Kiasha (kylerxum) | 59.91 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |