I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2163. | Joker_Lobo (waleed_lobo) | 84.51 | 96.3% | 2024-11-20 |
| 2164. | De Jong (bequiet13) | 84.50 | 96.6% | 2025-02-25 |
| 2165. | Claudio (tato41) | 84.50 | 96.4% | 2024-12-17 |
| 2166. | Whirlo (whirlos) | 84.49 | 95.1% | 2024-09-15 |
| 2167. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 84.43 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 2168. | idk (idk_tbh2) | 84.42 | 97% | 2023-12-14 |
| 2169. | Michael (sickwithit41197) | 84.41 | 97% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2170. | Xavier (xavierchen515) | 84.39 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 2171. | Evans (xerodo) | 84.37 | 97.7% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2172. | deezNuties (anon_hentai_lover) | 84.36 | 97% | 2023-07-30 |
| 2173. | Ashley (ashleya9790) | 84.35 | 96.1% | 2023-09-25 |
| 2174. | Pain (pain_i5) | 84.34 | 96.8% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2175. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 84.34 | 97% | 2025-03-28 |
| 2176. | Banana (banankake) | 84.33 | 96.4% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2177. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 84.33 | 95.7% | 2023-11-18 |
| 2178. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 84.32 | 96.4% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2179. | Bliss (jericho2) | 84.31 | 97.1% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2180. | Adrian (dragoadrian) | 84.31 | 96% | 2025-07-14 |
| 2181. | typeracer9988 (typeracer9988) | 84.30 | 98.5% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2182. | Shrox (shrox) | 84.30 | 96.2% | 2024-01-01 |
| 2183. | Timothy (adral) | 84.29 | 96.6% | 2023-07-04 |
| 2184. | TypingMaster3 (typingmaster... | 84.28 | 98% | 2024-02-06 |
| 2185. | a (ambatukam321) | 84.27 | 96% | 2024-05-27 |
| 2186. | Robert (lupovolk) | 84.27 | 96.3% | 2023-12-26 |
| 2187. | Joe (joe_will_type) | 84.22 | 95% | 2025-02-18 |
| 2188. | ScoredHat (scoredhat) | 84.21 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2189. | Allan (itsgam3tyme) | 84.21 | 97% | 2025-03-23 |
| 2190. | salutare (southsidedeathboy) | 84.20 | 97% | 2024-10-29 |
| 2191. | Red (realbayne) | 84.20 | 94.3% | 2024-01-15 |
| 2192. | peanuts (peanutakie) | 84.19 | 97% | 2025-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |