The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11919. | bella (purplelizardd) | 85.51 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 11920. | ariel (arielsoko) | 85.51 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 11921. | hk000806 (hk000806) | 85.51 | 90% | 2016-08-01 |
| 11922. | Kristian (konpiv) | 85.51 | 97% | 2018-04-24 |
| 11923. | Adi (adi321456) | 85.50 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 11924. | 一向 (quan72io) | 85.50 | 99% | 2020-12-13 |
| 11925. | Carter (cartersaechao92) | 85.50 | 98% | 2020-05-22 |
| 11926. | Christian (nooben) | 85.50 | 19% | 2016-03-17 |
| 11927. | yaschas (yaschas) | 85.50 | 97% | 2013-10-28 |
| 11928. | George (geoioanid) | 85.49 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 11929. | Harper (cpmaniac) | 85.49 | 95% | 2020-02-29 |
| 11930. | Hi (cloudingz) | 85.49 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 11931. | TW (twwu) | 85.49 | 91% | 2013-09-30 |
| 11932. | Kasper (kasperjanholm) | 85.49 | 90% | 2015-12-04 |
| 11933. | Vedpal (vedpal2050@gmail.com) | 85.49 | 98% | 2013-12-23 |
| 11934. | Jessica (deaths_discomfort) | 85.49 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 11935. | Adrian (dragoadrian) | 85.48 | 97% | 2023-02-11 |
| 11936. | Saurabh (solitarywinter) | 85.48 | 97% | 2014-11-10 |
| 11937. | Harry (harrycc3000) | 85.48 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 11938. | jie (hellogogogo) | 85.48 | 97% | 2016-12-10 |
| 11939. | Jan (jangrue) | 85.48 | 94% | 2013-07-16 |
| 11940. | Air (typeminkey) | 85.47 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 11941. | Austin (austinnnn) | 85.47 | 93% | 2013-05-21 |
| 11942. | slamm (slammm) | 85.47 | 91% | 2016-03-06 |
| 11943. | Apprentoc (apprentoc) | 85.47 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
| 11944. | 3.14 (rom3_141592) | 85.47 | 98.5% | 2023-06-11 |
| 11945. | Viven (viven) | 85.47 | 95% | 2012-09-14 |
| 11946. | soulengine (soulengine) | 85.47 | 96% | 2015-10-16 |
| 11947. | quake0 (quake0) | 85.47 | 97% | 2015-04-25 |
| 11948. | Lucas (h2td) | 85.47 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |