So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28330. | Akash (akashps) | 55.58 | 93% | 2015-01-27 |
| 28331. | ibrahim (ibrahiem) | 55.58 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
| 28332. | Bdog (bdogblue) | 55.58 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 28333. | Katie (ktspractice) | 55.58 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 28334. | pirach (torlek) | 55.58 | 97% | 2012-08-26 |
| 28335. | Audrey (lil_bit23) | 55.58 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 28336. | Towards (better2besimple) | 55.58 | 94% | 2014-10-26 |
| 28337. | Shnyll (shnyll10) | 55.57 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 28338. | John (avedude1o) | 55.57 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 28339. | Vlasis (frog0) | 55.57 | 95% | 2017-12-14 |
| 28340. | Chiemeka (iamlordaubrey) | 55.57 | 94% | 2017-01-04 |
| 28341. | Orejitas (orejitas) | 55.57 | 98% | 2012-11-14 |
| 28342. | Tuong (tuong_slow) | 55.56 | 93% | 2021-04-30 |
| 28343. | Alex (alexnoone) | 55.56 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 28344. | Ray (rayzor813) | 55.56 | 87% | 2016-11-30 |
| 28345. | Pedro (nimble) | 55.56 | — | 2010-07-28 |
| 28346. | Martin (french_vlad) | 55.55 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 28347. | Aymen (aymenabdesselem) | 55.55 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 28348. | St (stjean) | 55.55 | 95% | 2016-06-07 |
| 28349. | Carlo (sskuroo) | 55.55 | 89% | 2011-08-14 |
| 28350. | hendra (cemploen_23) | 55.55 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 28351. | Dragit (dragit) | 55.55 | 94% | 2015-11-09 |
| 28352. | satyanarayan (satyans24) | 55.55 | — | 2010-07-17 |
| 28353. | THANK YOU (qwertydude6) | 55.55 | 90% | 2011-10-01 |
| 28354. | Kristian (hawkfish88) | 55.55 | 91% | 2015-05-04 |
| 28355. | Slow Dog (evillorddenie) | 55.54 | 93.7% | 2023-11-01 |
| 28356. | Bruzsa (bruzs) | 55.54 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 28357. | karthas (karthas) | 55.54 | 94% | 2014-11-23 |
| 28358. | AAMpro_IV (aampro_iv) | 55.54 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 28359. | Tyrocune (tyrocune) | 55.54 | 95% | 2021-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |