So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23738. | Nanna (museaddict) | 62.74 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 23739. | Costas (costas992) | 62.74 | 88% | 2016-05-26 |
| 23740. | why cheat on something that... | 62.74 | 93% | 2012-06-06 |
| 23741. | Mynte (myntepapir) | 62.73 | 94% | 2016-01-13 |
| 23742. | Naomi (naomielianora) | 62.73 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 23743. | Kyle (valruss) | 62.73 | 93% | 2016-06-09 |
| 23744. | phong (anzusun) | 62.73 | 96% | 2012-09-07 |
| 23745. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 62.72 | 94% | 2022-04-27 |
| 23746. | Sylvester (sylvestertyper) | 62.72 | 93% | 2016-03-01 |
| 23747. | ladnerlad (ladnerlad) | 62.72 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 23748. | Phuoc (phuocchubeo) | 62.72 | 96% | 2023-02-19 |
| 23749. | muhamad (taqiabdulaziz) | 62.72 | 95% | 2019-10-23 |
| 23750. | Hasan (hasan_elhussein) | 62.72 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 23751. | Jembob (jembob) | 62.72 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 23752. | Esad (brentiani) | 62.72 | 89% | 2015-01-20 |
| 23753. | Index to (index) | 62.72 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 23754. | Ferresmash (ferdinandohrn) | 62.71 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 23755. | Bla (blablub) | 62.71 | 90% | 2015-08-09 |
| 23756. | Mer (mer5432) | 62.71 | 92% | 2015-06-18 |
| 23757. | Tomaz (dragart) | 62.71 | 99% | 2022-03-08 |
| 23758. | sandrinha.com.br (mainardes) | 62.71 | 96% | 2011-05-12 |
| 23759. | kleonardmsarah (kleonardmsa... | 62.71 | 93% | 2013-10-20 |
| 23760. | Morgan (mjonas1992) | 62.70 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 23761. | amit (riskyboy) | 62.70 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 23762. | Tairon (_ghost_) | 62.70 | 95% | 2015-03-09 |
| 23763. | Thinh (oohungthinh97oo) | 62.70 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 23764. | Jatin (jatin_sharma_2005) | 62.70 | 97.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 23765. | tan (ghost15102009) | 62.70 | 96% | 2011-09-24 |
| 23766. | Chandler (ceejaytg) | 62.70 | 89% | 2012-11-08 |
| 23767. | Max (mxgl2810) | 62.70 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |