As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8119. | Ball (banhammered) | 87.65 | 97% | 2015-09-26 |
| 8120. | bonez (imbonez) | 87.64 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 8121. | money (pelimon) | 87.64 | 94.2% | 2023-10-25 |
| 8122. | Huy (duchuynguyen94) | 87.64 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 8123. | Haha (jeff991117) | 87.63 | 98.6% | 2023-12-21 |
| 8124. | staticwasabi (staticwasabi) | 87.63 | 96.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 8125. | Jackee (lilbully) | 87.63 | 97.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 8126. | xRay (xraygoggles) | 87.63 | 91% | 2016-11-16 |
| 8127. | nyo03 (nyo03) | 87.62 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
| 8128. | DMack (dmack98) | 87.62 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
| 8129. | Xirree (xirree) | 87.62 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 8130. | Josh (porkerpants) | 87.61 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 8131. | Abishiek (abishiek_a) | 87.61 | 95% | 2023-12-02 |
| 8132. | alex (anfqwerty) | 87.61 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8133. | PewZ (pewz) | 87.61 | 97% | 2015-04-14 |
| 8134. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 87.61 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 8135. | michael (dr_stroessner) | 87.60 | 97% | 2023-10-03 |
| 8136. | Ed (pelly1863) | 87.60 | 98% | 2017-02-28 |
| 8137. | APMAPMAPM (slowtyperbtw) | 87.59 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 8138. | Jordy (mrollie) | 87.59 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
| 8139. | Kim (kmijok) | 87.58 | 91% | 2016-12-09 |
| 8140. | tstats[sspaghettii] (sspagh... | 87.58 | 99% | 2021-11-30 |
| 8141. | Techlead (hh_chng) | 87.57 | 97.4% | 2024-03-22 |
| 8142. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 87.57 | 98.8% | 2023-11-08 |
| 8143. | Andy (haondy) | 87.57 | 99% | 2020-12-01 |
| 8144. | Uncle John Jr. the 5th (che... | 87.57 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 8145. | Lucas (lucasvogler) | 87.57 | 97% | 2016-01-03 |
| 8146. | Aram (arejmm7) | 87.57 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 8147. | Yousef Wael (tuyperation) | 87.56 | 96.6% | 2024-12-06 |
| 8148. | Warren (slacker_xd) | 87.56 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |