Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2859. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 72.30 | 99% | 2018-12-05 |
| 2860. | tstats[rebecca_annn] (rebec... | 72.30 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
| 2861. | (rontran) | 72.30 | 98% | 2017-08-24 |
| 2862. | Nicky (nicky027) | 72.27 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 2863. | Andrew (andrewjk14) | 72.27 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 2864. | Will (royal__) | 72.27 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| 2865. | Kobe (kobeelijah111) | 72.26 | 97% | 2020-02-17 |
| 2866. | Chalres (charleschrist) | 72.25 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
| 2867. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 72.24 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 2868. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 72.24 | 97% | 2020-05-18 |
| 2869. | David (chronic_cross) | 72.24 | 96% | 2020-02-10 |
| 2870. | Adi (black_hawk777) | 72.24 | 98% | 2020-05-30 |
| 2871. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 72.23 | 97% | 2019-01-06 |
| 2872. | Orzo (orzova) | 72.23 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 2873. | Elaine (enrcs_e) | 72.22 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 2874. | Eros (tigeros) | 72.22 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 2875. | Terminator (dr_nefarious) | 72.21 | 96% | 2018-02-28 |
| 2876. | Yamil (yamgram) | 72.20 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 2877. | Light (lightneesan) | 72.18 | 97% | 2020-04-05 |
| 2878. | putss (putssimply) | 72.16 | 95% | 2020-10-01 |
| 2879. | VIBE (sorry_for_winning) | 72.15 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
| 2880. | Sang (minhsang1302) | 72.15 | 96% | 2020-04-14 |
| 2881. | Malzii (malzii) | 72.14 | 96% | 2017-10-12 |
| 2882. | Aron (aronbk) | 72.13 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 2883. | Graham (grayham11) | 72.13 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
| 2884. | RRKS (rrks43) | 72.10 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| 2885. | dedknd (dedknd) | 72.10 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 2886. | ☺☻☺☻ (897_99) | 72.09 | 99% | 2017-08-06 |
| 2887. | Omar (decapod) | 72.08 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 2888. | Eshan (mister_mediocre) | 72.08 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |