Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2266. | Max (max_pinc) | 83.34 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
| 2267. | Rivalnegro (rivalnegro) | 83.32 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 2268. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 83.31 | 98% | 2020-02-17 |
| 2269. | T-Dawg (gentgaga210) | 83.31 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 2270. | Tamás (tamas) | 83.30 | 95% | 2017-10-04 |
| 2271. | (dev_rec) | 83.30 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 2272. | bino_ (bino_) | 83.30 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
| 2273. | Qi (qitang) | 83.30 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 2274. | Paula (paulazoo) | 83.29 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2275. | reysette (reysettemart) | 83.27 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 2276. | uhhhhhh (gtiff71) | 83.27 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 2277. | Greg (greghinton) | 83.26 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 2278. | George (sk8ereid) | 83.25 | 97% | 2017-07-24 |
| 2279. | Sébastien (reganisgod) | 83.24 | 98% | 2020-08-12 |
| 2280. | Amaya (amayadomi) | 83.24 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 2281. | poo poo eater (300_wpm_avg) | 83.20 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| 2282. | Terminator (dr_nefarious) | 83.18 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 2283. | M (musketeertypist) | 83.17 | 96% | 2018-08-20 |
| 2284. | Jean (seawardsalmon6) | 83.17 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 2285. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 83.17 | 95% | 2018-05-17 |
| 2286. | Bane (djex808) | 83.16 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 2287. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 83.15 | 98% | 2020-06-16 |
| 2288. | Cobra (cobra03) | 83.15 | 99% | 2020-09-18 |
| 2289. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 83.11 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2290. | Catherine (cathy100) | 83.11 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 2291. | Will (bangojett) | 83.10 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 2292. | Haung (zeropower) | 83.10 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 2293. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 83.08 | 99% | 2019-04-23 |
| 2294. | rand1234 (ranodmperson) | 83.06 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2295. | StraightUpLuck¯\_(ツ)_/¯... | 83.06 | 95% | 2020-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |