It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3092. | Macy (yesmadamepresident) | 70.27 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 3093. | Christopher (chrischafin) | 70.26 | 95% | 2020-05-31 |
| 3094. | Jester. (jesterdaicha) | 70.25 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 3095. | hi (crunchymelon) | 70.24 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 3096. | Chris (seeyaaaaa) | 70.23 | 97% | 2018-04-29 |
| 3097. | Lê Việt Bảo (lebao) | 70.22 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
| 3098. | Adora (winterlev) | 70.20 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
| 3099. | Jarod (terminuszwei) | 70.19 | 95% | 2019-12-17 |
| 3100. | Justin (justinmoo) | 70.18 | 95% | 2018-04-15 |
| 3101. | shrenne_ (jimjonjoe) | 70.18 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 3102. | yixuan (ixuan) | 70.18 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 3103. | Kenn (kenn_double_n) | 70.17 | 94% | 2020-09-18 |
| 3104. | Type (cainvelasquez) | 70.17 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 3105. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 70.15 | 98% | 2018-10-06 |
| 3106. | Samuel (aidoo) | 70.14 | 98% | 2019-04-07 |
| 3107. | antiphon (goodmania) | 70.13 | 99% | 2019-02-21 |
| 3108. | Samad (dr_drakonix) | 70.11 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 3109. | Dennis (nimbus272) | 70.11 | 95% | 2019-06-02 |
| 3110. | Aleks (aleks8) | 70.09 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 3111. | TSpin (all_type) | 70.09 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 3112. | Darko (donnie_dorko) | 70.09 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
| 3113. | Chris (xilteen) | 70.09 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
| 3114. | Amos (amosbird) | 70.09 | 96% | 2017-09-30 |
| 3115. | Lars (aaberg) | 70.08 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 3116. | mrlago (mrlago) | 70.06 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
| 3117. | Andrej (apalias) | 70.05 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 3118. | Nix (most_valuable_player) | 70.02 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 3119. | gustav (knuten) | 70.02 | 94% | 2018-09-04 |
| 3120. | phille11552 (phille11552) | 70.02 | 95% | 2020-08-19 |
| 3121. | Kenny (icemannx916) | 69.99 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |