Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5045. | Me (thecanuck) | 60.05 | 97% | 2017-12-22 |
| 5046. | brooklyn (raise_the_bar) | 60.03 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 5047. | Tonya (tagama2) | 60.02 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 5048. | Francisco (cdt1) | 60.02 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 5049. | Brohath (zevo100) | 60.02 | 96% | 2018-02-19 |
| 5050. | Soroosh (soroosheh10) | 60.02 | 94% | 2018-05-14 |
| 5051. | GOKU (jaseem786) | 60.02 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| 5052. | Steven (stevie03) | 60.00 | 96% | 2020-01-01 |
| 5053. | Aster (rodry37) | 59.98 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 5054. | Gagik (_the_wind) | 59.98 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 5055. | LongGone (byejack123) | 59.97 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
| 5056. | Hasen (hasen) | 59.96 | 94% | 2017-12-01 |
| 5057. | LOVE (nskumar278) | 59.96 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 5058. | malek (malseelawi) | 59.95 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| 5059. | prashanth (prashanth8323) | 59.95 | 95% | 2018-02-05 |
| 5060. | Raghav (raghavg) | 59.93 | 96% | 2019-04-11 |
| 5061. | Samad (dr_drakonix) | 59.92 | 95% | 2017-08-14 |
| 5062. | Boy (dexter35) | 59.90 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 5063. | Vladislav (slepick) | 59.89 | 96% | 2018-09-28 |
| 5064. | Renzo (raccon) | 59.89 | 94% | 2017-12-08 |
| 5065. | nothin (hotterthanyou) | 59.89 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
| 5066. | gaurav (pilot_111) | 59.88 | 95% | 2020-04-25 |
| 5067. | samuel (samsonking) | 59.85 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
| 5068. | Alfonso (terrabubble) | 59.85 | 95% | 2017-06-30 |
| 5069. | RogerW#2701 (deathstruction) | 59.84 | 97% | 2018-08-16 |
| 5070. | Konrad (smoedi) | 59.83 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 5071. | Akash (akashshrm02) | 59.81 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 5072. | Chad (cbhall) | 59.79 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 5073. | Michael (bluejay87652) | 59.79 | 95% | 2018-11-07 |
| 5074. | Chien (chiendeptrai) | 59.76 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |