So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10172. | Kenny (kenjeo) | 85.35 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10173. | Fabian (fabiangomez) | 85.35 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 10174. | Kyou (kyousho) | 85.35 | 94% | 2012-05-15 |
| 10175. | minhhai (minhhaishp) | 85.35 | 99% | 2016-12-01 |
| 10176. | Sylumn (sylumn) | 85.34 | 98.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 10177. | Drip (drip) | 85.34 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 10178. | cu63y (qu63y) | 85.34 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 10179. | Ivan (ivanivanchenchen) | 85.34 | 97% | 2019-02-08 |
| 10180. | Elizabeth (emonty22) | 85.34 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 10181. | tehfatpanduh (kb47) | 85.33 | 95% | 2016-10-16 |
| 10182. | Troy (insignificantmeme) | 85.33 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
| 10183. | Rev (rev_) | 85.33 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 10184. | nicole (teeka949) | 85.33 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 10185. | Phong (hphong591992) | 85.33 | 94% | 2012-06-10 |
| 10186. | Schizoidpig (schizoidpig) | 85.33 | 95% | 2015-12-07 |
| 10187. | David (dmcchan) | 85.33 | 95% | 2014-07-08 |
| 10188. | Jonathan (jonfishpotato) | 85.32 | 99% | 2023-04-11 |
| 10189. | Jacob (dingle_dude) | 85.32 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 10190. | ZaTh (zathz) | 85.32 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 10191. | tasha (tbrown_89) | 85.32 | 95% | 2014-07-09 |
| 10192. | Mike (edgevetto) | 85.32 | 89% | 2014-02-22 |
| 10193. | CHRON (chronnie) | 85.32 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 10194. | drolling (dr0llingice) | 85.32 | 98% | 2013-07-29 |
| 10195. | Rebecca (racerrebecca) | 85.32 | 99% | 2013-04-24 |
| 10196. | Can (cazzed) | 85.31 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 10197. | bits (bits) | 85.31 | — | 2009-12-19 |
| 10198. | eighth (dead4head) | 85.30 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 10199. | Samuel (soviet_dog) | 85.30 | 96% | 2021-02-03 |
| 10200. | Shaobo (naruth_nova) | 85.30 | 98% | 2020-01-29 |
| 10201. | Christian (the_tian) | 85.30 | 96% | 2011-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |