I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6374. | Jarrett Johnston (jarrettjo... | 97.34 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 6375. | 8bitmon (frostymon) | 97.33 | 97.5% | 2024-02-14 |
| 6376. | fasdfsaf (qwer64654) | 97.33 | 98% | 2025-06-09 |
| 6377. | a (theboxofdoom) | 97.33 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 6378. | Seizoxu (xezious) | 97.33 | 99% | 2021-01-24 |
| 6379. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 97.33 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 6380. | Brendan (corduroy_boyardoy) | 97.33 | 99% | 2022-04-05 |
| 6381. | Roger (gamer95) | 97.32 | 99% | 2018-10-30 |
| 6382. | Tim (tim28) | 97.31 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
| 6383. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 97.30 | 95% | 2022-09-03 |
| 6384. | Nik (iiirxs) | 97.29 | 98.7% | 2024-08-12 |
| 6385. | Lance (lancer99) | 97.29 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 6386. | Sean (crowded_keyboard) | 97.29 | 97% | 2025-03-03 |
| 6387. | Jeff (jefflee1999) | 97.29 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 6388. | glip (glip014) | 97.29 | 97.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 6389. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 97.29 | 98.1% | 2023-07-21 |
| 6390. | Elliot (dorkynerd314) | 97.28 | 97% | 2020-12-25 |
| 6391. | Speed_Reader (nagy_ssbm) | 97.28 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 6392. | CA66 (ksydry5) | 97.28 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 6393. | Aftab khan (shadowftw) | 97.28 | 98% | 2025-08-21 |
| 6394. | Cole (nickocado) | 97.28 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 6395. | Jalen (ele360) | 97.28 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 6396. | benisu - (benisu_channn) | 97.28 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
| 6397. | Cameu (cameu) | 97.28 | 97.2% | 2024-04-02 |
| 6398. | Geray (der3koy) | 97.28 | 98.1% | 2025-01-31 |
| 6399. | sevgik (soranges) | 97.27 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 6400. | Khashayar (khashayar) | 97.27 | 98.7% | 2024-02-17 |
| 6401. | Declan (2soup4declan) | 97.27 | 98.1% | 2024-05-06 |
| 6402. | Jia Quan (weejiaquan) | 97.27 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 6403. | noquit (megatank) | 97.27 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |