I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14155. | Dingus Lopper (sixgoodreasons) | 77.45 | 97% | 2016-01-02 |
| 14156. | Kyle (kylebobyle) | 77.45 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
| 14157. | scapegoat (scapegoat57) | 77.44 | 95% | 2015-02-05 |
| 14158. | Mark (redblacktiger) | 77.44 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 14159. | Alex (axr123) | 77.44 | 92% | 2012-07-08 |
| 14160. | mosho (sidosido) | 77.44 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 14161. | planetcall (planetcall) | 77.44 | — | 2009-08-10 |
| 14162. | Tim (xwrv) | 77.44 | 94% | 2017-04-18 |
| 14163. | storm-gg (waytooclose) | 77.44 | 99% | 2019-08-26 |
| 14164. | Snake (snake_eyes) | 77.44 | 94% | 2014-04-22 |
| 14165. | Destiny (destiny214457) | 77.44 | 96% | 2016-05-16 |
| 14166. | Yuvraj (yuvisinghie) | 77.43 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14167. | Alexander Stephen (axl2468) | 77.43 | 96% | 2017-05-10 |
| 14168. | Melo (melodye) | 77.43 | 94% | 2012-11-12 |
| 14169. | guest (er8852852) | 77.43 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 14170. | COMA (comaone) | 77.43 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 14171. | Sun (melliw) | 77.42 | 97% | 2015-12-13 |
| 14172. | Omni (omzi) | 77.42 | 94% | 2021-12-11 |
| 14173. | Paw (wicked123) | 77.42 | 92% | 2015-08-06 |
| 14174. | andy (ilmain) | 77.42 | 98% | 2012-11-27 |
| 14175. | Brandon (doommonky) | 77.42 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 14176. | Alex (sillysalamander12678) | 77.41 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 14177. | Chaitanya (chaitanya25) | 77.41 | 95% | 2022-07-22 |
| 14178. | nice (vastro_lorde) | 77.41 | 95% | 2021-10-18 |
| 14179. | sathwik_0777 (sathwik_7770) | 77.41 | 96% | 2023-06-05 |
| 14180. | Zachcos (zachcos) | 77.41 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 14181. | Shon (lonley_musketeer) | 77.41 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14182. | Derek (djw191) | 77.41 | 97% | 2023-07-22 |
| 14183. | tom (tdtdtd) | 77.41 | 95% | 2014-06-24 |
| 14184. | nicole (nicoleint0x) | 77.41 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |