So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1113. | (fruitocracy) | 121.25 | 92% | 2012-11-06 |
| 1114. | Evan (tshiknn) | 121.24 | 98% | 2019-01-29 |
| 1115. | (klaritix) | 121.23 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 1116. | (dphoenix) | 121.22 | — | 2010-08-03 |
| 1117. | Chris (stoveracer) | 121.20 | 98% | 2015-01-29 |
| 1118. | (oodlesofnoodles) | 121.19 | 99% | 2021-07-24 |
| 1119. | (nguyenchithien) | 121.19 | 100% | 2011-06-16 |
| 1120. | (infinity_tom) | 121.19 | 99% | 2013-01-29 |
| 1121. | (saxkiddo) | 121.17 | 100% | 2015-08-06 |
| 1122. | (teamkapowski) | 121.15 | 97% | 2016-03-08 |
| 1123. | (slinkyscott1) | 121.09 | 97% | 2012-06-09 |
| 1124. | (tyrisal) | 121.07 | 93% | 2013-01-07 |
| 1125. | (sabanurag) | 121.03 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 1126. | (dyxh) | 121.03 | 94% | 2012-12-27 |
| 1127. | (zarmycin) | 121.02 | 96% | 2013-12-02 |
| 1128. | (realf0rce) | 121.02 | 99% | 2017-08-24 |
| 1129. | (doogus) | 121.01 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 1130. | (wintercore) | 121.00 | 98% | 2018-01-23 |
| 1131. | Harryt (harrisont) | 120.99 | 99% | 2017-12-06 |
| 1132. | (magicant) | 120.98 | 90% | 2016-06-27 |
| 1133. | (alviniac) | 120.98 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 1134. | Adelleda - Alexisonfire (vf... | 120.97 | 99% | 2019-01-29 |
| 1135. | Jum (jumjum) | 120.97 | 98% | 2012-04-19 |
| 1136. | (_sarim_) | 120.93 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 1137. | Liam (killern00bie) | 120.92 | 98% | 2011-10-25 |
| 1138. | (anderscolemak) | 120.90 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 1139. | (combospag) | 120.88 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 1140. | (waffffeeeeeeenn) | 120.88 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 1141. | (newslowkeyboard) | 120.81 | 100% | 2020-06-02 |
| 1142. | Zerith the Magnificent (zer... | 120.79 | 95% | 2014-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |