I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2190. | EO (eo_37) | 81.76 | 96.6% | 2024-03-11 |
| 2191. | sol (solshad) | 81.75 | 98% | 2024-03-24 |
| 2192. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 81.74 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 2193. | edward (soundestloki891) | 81.72 | 97% | 2024-03-07 |
| 2194. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 81.68 | 97.3% | 2023-11-12 |
| 2195. | Dejwani (dejwani) | 81.67 | 96% | 2024-07-08 |
| 2196. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 81.64 | 95.4% | 2024-05-06 |
| 2197. | FREE INDIA FROM SMELLY ARMP... | 81.62 | 95% | 2025-03-22 |
| 2198. | Man (smortman) | 81.61 | 99% | 2023-05-30 |
| 2199. | Jennifer (jaden316) | 81.60 | 99.2% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2200. | Wwuly (wwuly) | 81.59 | 97.3% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2201. | Skraber (vilfred) | 81.58 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2202. | potto (pottobanna) | 81.57 | 95.4% | 2024-06-22 |
| 2203. | beatrix (scalyaaaaa) | 81.57 | 97% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2204. | james (jliao____) | 81.56 | 95% | 2024-05-21 |
| 2205. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 81.52 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 2206. | someone (dontshy) | 81.51 | 96% | 2023-11-26 |
| 2207. | someone (i_love_sonechkka) | 81.51 | 96.2% | 2023-11-26 |
| 2208. | speeddemon (speeddemon9000) | 81.50 | 96% | 2024-03-23 |
| 2209. | Me It is Me (master_lova_lova) | 81.49 | 96.7% | 2025-02-02 |
| 2210. | GMikay (gmikay) | 81.48 | 97% | 2024-04-19 |
| 2211. | kaitlin (chispycoo) | 81.48 | 97% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2212. | Jan (juhu234) | 81.48 | 96.5% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2213. | LPZ (lpzstephan) | 81.47 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 2214. | xdom (xdomiino) | 81.42 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2215. | Cringelord713 (cringelord713) | 81.39 | 97.8% | 2023-11-08 |
| 2216. | Corona Time (shamalamakiwi) | 81.39 | 95% | 2024-09-08 |
| 2217. | Belgarde (reiner24) | 81.37 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| 2218. | W (portcityjo) | 81.37 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 2219. | Piyush (piyush072) | 81.36 | 95.9% | 2024-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |