I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2795. | JArganLouise (jarganlouise) | 72.45 | 95% | 2025-02-21 |
| 2796. | mustaf3 (mustaf3) | 72.41 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2797. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 72.41 | 95.7% | 2023-11-22 |
| 2798. | cubus (cubscubs) | 72.38 | 94% | 2023-08-19 |
| 2799. | Galngam (galngam) | 72.36 | 96.7% | 2024-05-06 |
| 2800. | SenAlice (gokamiso) | 72.35 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
| 2801. | buddy (buddy42069) | 72.32 | 95% | 2024-11-29 |
| 2802. | AMSAY (amsay) | 72.32 | 98% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2803. | Asif Khan (asifkkkhan) | 72.32 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 2804. | marshal (marsh_bora3y) | 72.31 | 97% | 2023-11-09 |
| 2805. | Ekshore (ekshore) | 72.30 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
| 2806. | Xenophon (xenophon01) | 72.19 | 94% | 2023-05-30 |
| 2807. | Tuan Anh (tuananh1805) | 72.19 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 2808. | Isaac (stretchysilver) | 72.16 | 97% | 2024-02-29 |
| 2809. | Manu (manuruz) | 72.14 | 95% | 2024-06-04 |
| 2810. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 72.12 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 2811. | DongJuan (dongjuan) | 72.09 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 2812. | CB04 (cb04) | 72.04 | 95.7% | 2024-06-29 |
| 2813. | Max Xie (alien13) | 72.02 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 2814. | pshallow16 (pshallow16) | 72.01 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 2815. | kkobuk (kkobukchipp) | 71.97 | 96% | 2023-05-21 |
| 2816. | milan777 (milan888) | 71.95 | 93.8% | 2024-05-10 |
| 2817. | Derek (thebomistrue) | 71.95 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
| 2818. | SW3P (itsswep) | 71.94 | 95% | 2024-12-13 |
| 2819. | Will (phocmai) | 71.87 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
| 2820. | Twisty (twisty69) | 71.81 | 97% | 2024-01-03 |
| 2821. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 71.77 | 96.9% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2822. | Garrett (gkuhn98) | 71.75 | 97.6% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2823. | Darbydar (darbydar) | 71.73 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
| 2824. | John (johnlo29) | 71.70 | 96.8% | 2024-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |