The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7542. | Lord Kek (herpderpzy) | 94.92 | 99% | 2013-09-13 |
| 7543. | burro (banton) | 94.92 | 99% | 2012-12-29 |
| 7544. | brianbear (briand724080) | 94.92 | 98% | 2013-12-28 |
| 7545. | Sean (lordvolcan6) | 94.92 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
| 7546. | Ethan (bihone) | 94.91 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 7547. | Chin (lychin) | 94.91 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| 7548. | Derek (rasehead) | 94.91 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 7549. | Matt (qfuture) | 94.90 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 7550. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 94.90 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 7551. | João (baite) | 94.89 | 99% | 2020-10-03 |
| 7552. | I wil try, and you too. (ms... | 94.89 | 92% | 2011-05-27 |
| 7553. | Bigpigg (bigpigg) | 94.88 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
| 7554. | Meeks (eekms) | 94.88 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 7555. | C (ccc123) | 94.88 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 7556. | Valdis (kamis1232) | 94.88 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 7557. | hj (hjjin) | 94.88 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 7558. | Cougar (cpope440) | 94.87 | 96% | 2022-02-14 |
| 7559. | dong (dongdong7) | 94.87 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 7560. | Teer (resorz) | 94.87 | 98% | 2015-10-17 |
| 7561. | Hello (hellotelly) | 94.86 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 7562. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 94.86 | 99.2% | 2023-09-04 |
| 7563. | hehe (blazeclash) | 94.86 | 97.9% | 2021-01-29 |
| 7564. | Izzy (gomizzy) | 94.86 | 97% | 2017-06-01 |
| 7565. | 98765321 (98765321) | 94.86 | 98% | 2016-09-08 |
| 7566. | jaja (forestisgay) | 94.86 | 95% | 2013-09-12 |
| 7567. | f (pheyph) | 94.85 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 7568. | Ganesh (prasadgan) | 94.85 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 7569. | Anshu (achimala) | 94.85 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 7570. | Yang (lkjjkl97) | 94.84 | 94% | 2015-09-08 |
| 7571. | Yuval (yuvi209) | 94.84 | 97% | 2015-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |