So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6012. | Kevin (p_wumpkin) | 95.81 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 6013. | ChK (chkg2a) | 95.81 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 6014. | Bob (hitleryclinton) | 95.81 | 90% | 2016-04-08 |
| 6015. | Luc (lucryu) | 95.81 | 91% | 2013-09-10 |
| 6016. | Stephanie (deepsecret) | 95.81 | — | 2009-05-10 |
| 6017. | eah (hakeaa) | 95.80 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 6018. | Alexander (dawgsrlife) | 95.80 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 6019. | Xymos (xymos) | 95.80 | 88% | 2016-04-06 |
| 6020. | john (onobones) | 95.80 | — | 2008-12-02 |
| 6021. | NCSnyda (ncsnyda) | 95.79 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 6022. | Pixel269 (pixeltwosixnine) | 95.78 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 6023. | Lemuel (lemuelinchrist) | 95.78 | 97% | 2012-09-20 |
| 6024. | Accuracy is the key. (janga... | 95.78 | 96% | 2011-08-16 |
| 6025. | Justin (zexcel) | 95.77 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 6026. | Suresh (sureshkapri0) | 95.77 | 99% | 2018-07-19 |
| 6027. | pianofluteflute (pianoflute... | 95.76 | 99% | 2022-12-22 |
| 6028. | nope (speedsterz) | 95.75 | 95% | 2021-05-22 |
| 6029. | dong (dongdong7) | 95.75 | 96.9% | 2023-10-10 |
| 6030. | AJ (coolgrayaj) | 95.75 | 95% | 2016-02-20 |
| 6031. | Benjamin (benje00) | 95.74 | 97% | 2016-11-21 |
| 6032. | dave (noonzz) | 95.73 | 96% | 2016-01-01 |
| 6033. | ßönßön® (bsamontinajr) | 95.73 | 97% | 2015-09-21 |
| 6034. | Peter (gmontag) | 95.72 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
| 6035. | TapTapTappy (tomcolemak) | 95.72 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 6036. | script/script (henville12) | 95.72 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 6037. | nancy (wasteoftime) | 95.72 | 96% | 2016-02-01 |
| 6038. | Anshul (mrmadman) | 95.72 | — | 2010-04-11 |
| 6039. | Ali (aliq) | 95.72 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
| 6040. | josh (supeveryone) | 95.71 | 95% | 2014-03-10 |
| 6041. | Paolo (koolkalang) | 95.71 | 98% | 2014-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |