So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
32445. | Tama (enigmania) | 46.86 | 93% | 2011-12-17 |
32446. | Sarah (uncreative) | 46.86 | — | 2008-11-11 |
32447. | David (kusakd) | 46.85 | — | 2010-07-13 |
32448. | ruby (rubz) | 46.85 | 94% | 2015-03-23 |
32449. | maratKX (maratkx) | 46.85 | 91% | 2014-04-04 |
32450. | 7783937005 (skullandme) | 46.84 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
32451. | Anna (annairl) | 46.84 | 94% | 2011-10-04 |
32452. | joey (sl0wm0) | 46.83 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
32453. | Ash (shotz) | 46.83 | 87% | 2011-11-08 |
32454. | David (david_nguyen21) | 46.82 | 93% | 2020-02-18 |
32455. | Hasan (hassanese) | 46.82 | 93% | 2021-12-27 |
32456. | Islam (rehanislam) | 46.82 | 93% | 2014-09-24 |
32457. | Edward (minikooper117) | 46.82 | 87% | 2015-03-16 |
32458. | Lai (abcdelaiyin) | 46.82 | 94% | 2014-09-10 |
32459. | AAshmawy (amira3) | 46.82 | 90% | 2015-05-31 |
32460. | Kit (kitibob) | 46.82 | 90% | 2013-12-08 |
32461. | Dean (dino22) | 46.81 | 92% | 2021-08-15 |
32462. | SH (shrony) | 46.81 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
32463. | da (utyar) | 46.81 | 94% | 2014-06-27 |
32464. | Don (dondthird) | 46.81 | — | 2010-01-05 |
32465. | Kobiljon (qobiljon) | 46.80 | 89% | 2014-12-23 |
32466. | Jacob (jacobe) | 46.80 | 92% | 2011-09-26 |
32467. | alex (alexsf_9000) | 46.79 | 94% | 2022-08-26 |
32468. | 「 n e X u s 」 ム (n_e_... | 46.79 | 92% | 2019-01-01 |
32469. | Byron (chicken_little1) | 46.79 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
32470. | Isaac (isaac113) | 46.79 | 89% | 2016-02-07 |
32471. | Arnel (nel23) | 46.78 | 92% | 2013-03-07 |
32472. | lalit (samingh783) | 46.77 | 95% | 2015-05-08 |
32473. | mie (mierumad) | 46.77 | — | 2010-04-07 |
32474. | Mart (ketalanka) | 46.77 | — | 2010-12-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |