Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5466. | Abhijeet (fun2shh) | 56.60 | 96% | 2017-07-06 |
| 5467. | jiirrarr (jiirrarr) | 56.59 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
| 5468. | Antogs (antogs) | 56.57 | 94% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5469. | ooo (inout) | 56.56 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 5470. | George (giorgos1) | 56.56 | 95% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5471. | Niccster (niccster10) | 56.56 | 95% | 2018-07-12 |
| 5472. | Douglas (torm3nted) | 56.55 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 5473. | Slicklikedat (slicklikedat) | 56.52 | 94% | 2017-09-09 |
| 5474. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 56.49 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 5475. | Zore (werdmath) | 56.48 | 95% | 2017-09-27 |
| 5476. | Anton (noviru) | 56.48 | 94% | 2020-03-25 |
| 5477. | melkiyar (melkiyar3) | 56.47 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 5478. | Galih (sobig_f) | 56.46 | 95% | 2018-05-02 |
| 5479. | Day (dayloud) | 56.45 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| 5480. | Luc (typemasterluc) | 56.45 | 99% | 2020-10-25 |
| 5481. | Vawl (vawl) | 56.44 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| 5482. | Don (donbw) | 56.43 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
| 5483. | Jester (murvayne) | 56.41 | 95% | 2019-07-30 |
| 5484. | maioak (maioak) | 56.41 | 96% | 2018-11-11 |
| 5485. | ZyklonVXZ (zyklonvxz) | 56.41 | 94% | 2019-04-02 |
| 5486. | soda, pop, tonic ( which on... | 56.39 | 95% | 2020-08-22 |
| 5487. | (enqq) | 56.33 | 95% | 2020-06-29 |
| 5488. | Setons (setonsgrandpa) | 56.32 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 5489. | XxKarmaX (xxkarmax) | 56.32 | 98% | 2020-05-16 |
| 5490. | Lelouch (lelouchlamperouge) | 56.30 | 95% | 2018-07-19 |
| 5491. | A (rashkovsky) | 56.30 | 94% | 2020-07-18 |
| 5492. | Derf (derfmongrel) | 56.30 | 95% | 2018-11-07 |
| 5493. | Rob (rockscoolkid) | 56.29 | 96% | 2017-07-26 |
| 5494. | Indra (indradil) | 56.29 | 94% | 2017-11-14 |
| 5495. | cheryl (cherylkaiser) | 56.26 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |