Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8996. | Apple (applejacks) | 88.21 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 8997. | ROCKET forever! (livarscivi) | 88.21 | 94% | 2012-04-18 |
| 8998. | Dig (digbo) | 88.21 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 8999. | Rafael (rtmc) | 88.21 | 93% | 2012-05-24 |
| 9000. | T (slopra) | 88.21 | 97% | 2013-09-17 |
| 9001. | test (external) | 88.21 | 98% | 2014-05-04 |
| 9002. | Davi (daffes) | 88.21 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 9003. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 88.21 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 9004. | Ivan (ladiladia) | 88.20 | 95% | 2021-10-18 |
| 9005. | Jay (jayser6) | 88.20 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 9006. | adiShow11 (adishow11) | 88.20 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
| 9007. | Fez (iamsuperspeed) | 88.20 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 9008. | Akribane (masterpiggy131) | 88.20 | 96.8% | 2023-06-12 |
| 9009. | Eivind (myrddhin) | 88.20 | 97% | 2011-09-24 |
| 9010. | K (ksil1) | 88.20 | 94% | 2015-01-24 |
| 9011. | Molly (mtm09386) | 88.20 | 97% | 2011-05-26 |
| 9012. | Optimiist (optimiist) | 88.19 | 96% | 2019-05-22 |
| 9013. | Eric (criscofreeze) | 88.19 | 94% | 2015-03-14 |
| 9014. | kaeghost (kaeghost) | 88.19 | 96% | 2023-04-07 |
| 9015. | Yuvraj (yuvisinghie) | 88.19 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 9016. | 911 (domeier) | 88.19 | 95% | 2012-09-18 |
| 9017. | Calvin Low (benderium_123) | 88.18 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 9018. | Dunkmasta (dunkmasta) | 88.18 | 97.1% | 2023-08-02 |
| 9019. | Max (max_pinc) | 88.18 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 9020. | Dan (gaiusbaltar) | 88.18 | 87% | 2011-12-11 |
| 9021. | Isaac (newton6674) | 88.17 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 9022. | Gilang (sandstormfx) | 88.17 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 9023. | Rafa (rafael1548) | 88.17 | 96% | 2020-09-04 |
| 9024. | Abby (aeheffington) | 88.16 | 98% | 2018-02-17 |
| 9025. | Leon (leonume) | 88.16 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |