Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33430. | foreveryoung (shau) | 47.37 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 33431. | Nawaraj Bista (nawaking) | 47.37 | 94% | 2015-07-06 |
| 33432. | Maruf (marufsatkhira) | 47.37 | 99% | 2016-08-16 |
| 33433. | Typing PaPa (dlare) | 47.37 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 33434. | Newman (a0980178917) | 47.37 | 91% | 2012-06-16 |
| 33435. | Ehsan (i_furyone) | 47.36 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 33436. | Shadow (shaduws) | 47.36 | 95% | 2023-05-07 |
| 33437. | Ryan (yermy311) | 47.36 | 95% | 2020-07-31 |
| 33438. | Jason (techleadjr) | 47.36 | 95% | 2023-09-24 |
| 33439. | Holly (hollymai) | 47.36 | 94% | 2023-09-22 |
| 33440. | Rosta (hookercz) | 47.36 | 97% | 2013-12-19 |
| 33441. | Stuart (syaffa) | 47.36 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 33442. | Hugh (hugh05) | 47.36 | 90% | 2015-03-16 |
| 33443. | Vuong (vrety) | 47.35 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 33444. | Xha (justarrived) | 47.35 | 95% | 2012-05-17 |
| 33445. | satii (satti) | 47.35 | — | 2010-08-28 |
| 33446. | Mohit (mgupta41) | 47.34 | 95% | 2018-02-18 |
| 33447. | Yee Jian (swampertx) | 47.34 | 91% | 2013-07-25 |
| 33448. | Trung (letrung) | 47.34 | 88% | 2015-06-18 |
| 33449. | Dhanushka (dnush) | 47.34 | 93% | 2020-10-03 |
| 33450. | suraj (surajchauhan947) | 47.34 | 95% | 2018-09-01 |
| 33451. | ╰»Ansel (minilek1) | 47.34 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 33452. | uday (udaychaitanya) | 47.34 | 98% | 2013-12-26 |
| 33453. | Gustavo (schmidt) | 47.34 | — | 2010-06-24 |
| 33454. | Lesya (lesya11) | 47.34 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| 33455. | Dennis (dennis) | 47.34 | — | 2008-08-08 |
| 33456. | Kelvin (tirexxx) | 47.33 | 91% | 2014-06-09 |
| 33457. | Goh (gohguoliang) | 47.33 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 33458. | Saiful (shudipto06) | 47.33 | 96% | 2014-07-08 |
| 33459. | bilalashraf148@gmail.com (b... | 47.33 | 98% | 2015-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |