As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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23322. | Brandan (brandanprice) | 50.81 | 94% | 2021-11-08 |
23323. | Shravan singh (brago) | 50.81 | 96% | 2022-01-06 |
23324. | Jimmy (theshadyguy) | 50.81 | 98% | 2017-03-08 |
23325. | ivan (ivanferraro) | 50.81 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
23326. | Par (parpahoven) | 50.81 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
23327. | Ofi (ofikhan) | 50.80 | 97% | 2016-07-25 |
23328. | Garth (redcardpad) | 50.80 | 98% | 2015-07-15 |
23329. | Buckie (buckie_le) | 50.80 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
23330. | Nawaraj Bista (nawaking) | 50.80 | 97% | 2015-07-31 |
23331. | FirstTime (josephpogi) | 50.80 | 94% | 2016-09-01 |
23332. | dadacin (dadacin) | 50.79 | 95% | 2022-12-04 |
23333. | tstats[0anonymous0123] (0an... | 50.79 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
23334. | Evan (piccol07) | 50.78 | 97% | 2023-05-31 |
23335. | Ali (salter) | 50.77 | 95% | 2016-05-14 |
23336. | Karissa (catboyq) | 50.76 | 94% | 2021-04-11 |
23337. | Musa (imusai) | 50.76 | 91% | 2016-08-28 |
23338. | DmPower (dmpower) | 50.75 | 93% | 2022-04-25 |
23339. | Karu (karu48) | 50.75 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
23340. | LadangBiru (ladangbiru) | 50.75 | 95% | 2020-03-05 |
23341. | shiroashi (shiroashi) | 50.75 | 98% | 2016-03-05 |
23342. | shames (shaymaya) | 50.74 | 95% | 2022-04-19 |
23343. | Helmut (__orvilletootenbach... | 50.74 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
23344. | cuzimogni (cuzimogni) | 50.74 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
23345. | Henry (silentlycalm) | 50.74 | 95% | 2021-01-05 |
23346. | berserker02 (berserker02) | 50.73 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
23347. | Gyalzen (g_sherpa) | 50.73 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
23348. | Owen (omuck) | 50.73 | 93% | 2021-01-18 |
23349. | Milo (milo219) | 50.72 | 96% | 2023-06-14 |
23350. | maaeab (moemenahmed) | 50.72 | 90% | 2016-03-31 |
23351. | Aadarsh (aadarshmani) | 50.72 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |