I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14399. | Grayson (echotrademarked) | 77.81 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 14400. | afh iyh (adiwilaga) | 77.81 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 14401. | GEL (angelaqqin) | 77.81 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 14402. | Brian (briantang) | 77.81 | 98% | 2019-12-26 |
| 14403. | Vivek (vivekjoshi556) | 77.80 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 14404. | Jeffrey (jeffreytht) | 77.80 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
| 14405. | cock and (tmolls312) | 77.80 | 98.2% | 2021-01-27 |
| 14406. | baboom (baboom3) | 77.80 | 99% | 2021-02-09 |
| 14407. | Masaki Asano (masaasa) | 77.79 | 97.6% | 2023-10-06 |
| 14408. | ryleigh (thestonedpotato) | 77.79 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 14409. | berrypi (berrypi) | 77.79 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 14410. | Jarrod (jandojanderson) | 77.79 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 14411. | Long_man (clamptsubasa) | 77.79 | 99% | 2018-10-28 |
| 14412. | Anthony (anthony_nik) | 77.78 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 14413. | Richard (richarddavies) | 77.78 | 99% | 2021-01-09 |
| 14414. | β¦ππππβ¦Tadas... | 77.78 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 14415. | RoboAW (roboaw) | 77.77 | 98% | 2022-08-20 |
| 14416. | vipey (vipey) | 77.77 | 97% | 2025-01-11 |
| 14417. | Will (wcommander) | 77.77 | 98% | 2019-06-04 |
| 14418. | bob (thot_slayer420) | 77.77 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 14419. | Destiny (dmo9021) | 77.77 | 95% | 2020-04-30 |
| 14420. | Ralp (jittery_wrists) | 77.76 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 14421. | Teeratat (kiwi2002) | 77.76 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 14422. | john bo (livebackwards) | 77.75 | 97% | 2024-01-06 |
| 14423. | Mikey (xhadoken) | 77.75 | 97% | 2018-07-10 |
| 14424. | Chinwendu (quickey_1) | 77.74 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 14425. | stuemper (stuemper) | 77.74 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
| 14426. | Lulu (def__init__) | 77.74 | 99% | 2021-04-12 |
| 14427. | Roland (entr0cks) | 77.74 | 97% | 2017-04-06 |
| 14428. | knownymous (knownymous) | 77.73 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| α Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |