So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15932. | Pe_Pong (khanh45a3kct) | 75.07 | 96% | 2011-07-01 |
| 15933. | KappaPride (frozen956) | 75.06 | 88% | 2015-12-18 |
| 15934. | Sanchit (imperpetualmachine) | 75.06 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 15935. | Igor (igorsilveira) | 75.06 | 91% | 2013-03-01 |
| 15936. | M (margunwan) | 75.06 | 98% | 2019-12-28 |
| 15937. | Chris (vchris123) | 75.06 | 97% | 2013-05-24 |
| 15938. | Hudson (hoobcap) | 75.05 | 96% | 2022-05-26 |
| 15939. | Innocent (saquelain) | 75.05 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 15940. | Freddy (freddytoscano) | 75.05 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 15941. | Markus (scarftiger) | 75.05 | 95% | 2016-07-28 |
| 15942. | Dalinar (dalinar_) | 75.04 | 95.5% | 2023-09-15 |
| 15943. | matin (mdmatin4) | 75.04 | 99% | 2022-11-24 |
| 15944. | Amir (amirnik) | 75.04 | 94% | 2016-05-03 |
| 15945. | Ivan (evanmico) | 75.04 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 15946. | dav (candyslug) | 75.04 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 15947. | Reuben (disciple) | 75.04 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 15948. | Daniel (djdany444) | 75.03 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
| 15949. | sherif (sherifkandeel) | 75.03 | 95% | 2015-08-15 |
| 15950. | Ethan (an3223) | 75.03 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
| 15951. | Writer (writer04) | 75.02 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 15952. | Pere_Gil (pere_gil) | 75.02 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 15953. | lewis (remmurd) | 75.02 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 15954. | - (hobbitgirl123) | 75.02 | 93% | 2015-06-05 |
| 15955. | WaRnINg (rhastamaniak) | 75.02 | 91% | 2015-12-27 |
| 15956. | yavasim (jiyan) | 75.02 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 15957. | Carrie (cakac) | 75.02 | 95% | 2013-12-17 |
| 15958. | ritesh (riteshambastha) | 75.01 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 15959. | Apathy (apathyy) | 75.01 | 96% | 2021-09-30 |
| 15960. | prophet muhammad (fucboi) | 75.01 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 15961. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang193) | 75.01 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |