And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11782. | Jared (jared779) | 94.14 | 97% | 2015-01-15 |
| 11783. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 94.14 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 11784. | Dawson (dawsonmoore) | 94.14 | 97% | 2013-02-16 |
| 11785. | René (rene_) | 94.13 | 97% | 2016-09-05 |
| 11786. | charlene (charlenemaeavis) | 94.13 | 99% | 2017-11-01 |
| 11787. | Wake (wakethefake) | 94.13 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 11788. | Christopher (morloff) | 94.13 | 97% | 2012-12-20 |
| 11789. | Slowest (soez4me) | 94.13 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 11790. | vipul (vip_ul16) | 94.13 | 98% | 2023-08-20 |
| 11791. | Shaun (anomalys) | 94.13 | 98% | 2011-05-15 |
| 11792. | Nicolo (kingpvlcini) | 94.13 | 96% | 2016-06-19 |
| 11793. | BadLuckBryce (badluckbruce) | 94.13 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
| 11794. | Bonsaikitten (bonsaikitten) | 94.12 | 93% | 2014-10-05 |
| 11795. | Sparsh (sparsh123) | 94.12 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 11796. | sunny (sunxuz) | 94.12 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 11797. | Veronica (veronicccaaa) | 94.12 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 11798. | thu (lesinh) | 94.11 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 11799. | Ravenzlayer (r4nd4ll) | 94.11 | 99% | 2014-04-22 |
| 11800. | DJCOSTCOSAMPLES (djcostcosa... | 94.11 | 99% | 2019-09-14 |
| 11801. | me_irl (powderer) | 94.11 | 98% | 2017-06-07 |
| 11802. | Nano (nanohezna) | 94.11 | 92% | 2016-04-29 |
| 11803. | Moon (albertasdude) | 94.11 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 11804. | Alfy (bluealfy1509) | 94.10 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 11805. | Pachi (bakaloveloli) | 94.09 | 96% | 2019-10-20 |
| 11806. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 94.09 | 92% | 2017-01-14 |
| 11807. | 0 (z4min) | 94.09 | 97.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 11808. | Ashley (cokemsheen) | 94.08 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 11809. | Sniperblackout (sniperblack... | 94.08 | 94% | 2012-08-08 |
| 11810. | Jason (r_matey) | 94.08 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 11811. | wjstrummed (wanjing) | 94.08 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |