The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10573. | Evan (shnifflepuff) | 99.61 | 96% | 2012-06-22 |
| 10574. | Joosee (bisufan) | 99.61 | 95% | 2016-03-18 |
| 10575. | Jack (chronaticentropy) | 99.60 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 10576. | Alex (aymlus) | 99.60 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 10577. | Robin (noliec) | 99.60 | 98% | 2012-10-05 |
| 10578. | Atikah (miinoz) | 99.59 | 93% | 2015-10-25 |
| 10579. | Jason (pilotedan) | 99.59 | 97% | 2016-07-13 |
| 10580. | why cheat on something that... | 99.59 | 89% | 2013-05-17 |
| 10581. | Miki (prevailer) | 99.59 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 10582. | John (selurnipohc) | 99.58 | 95% | 2016-02-29 |
| 10583. | Schmalb (schmalb) | 99.58 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 10584. | Lucas (glucose_father) | 99.58 | 97.7% | 2023-08-26 |
| 10585. | Crunchman (crunchman) | 99.58 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 10586. | Max (fallacy) | 99.58 | 93% | 2012-12-30 |
| 10587. | I (lavromat) | 99.58 | 97% | 2012-03-05 |
| 10588. | swng (swng) | 99.58 | 99% | 2015-07-02 |
| 10589. | Hannah (hanhaniee) | 99.57 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 10590. | ZanZ (zanz) | 99.57 | 97% | 2016-01-22 |
| 10591. | Nishant (nishanttotla) | 99.57 | 95% | 2012-11-10 |
| 10592. | 0% acucrayc (djask) | 99.57 | 93% | 2016-07-29 |
| 10593. | Chu (chuchus) | 99.56 | 99% | 2012-11-07 |
| 10594. | Amanda (nochu11) | 99.56 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 10595. | Eugene (afirebear) | 99.56 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 10596. | aaa (jackedgar) | 99.56 | 99% | 2016-08-15 |
| 10597. | going (brelovix) | 99.56 | 91% | 2016-04-17 |
| 10598. | mana (cvms100) | 99.55 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 10599. | .slowtyper (ralphwinson) | 99.55 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 10600. | The fastest kid alive (tupa... | 99.55 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 10601. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 99.55 | 97% | 2022-02-26 |
| 10602. | nerf (nerfasdf) | 99.54 | 95% | 2021-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |