When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5495. | Joe (joeblob) | 95.40 | 97.7% | 2025-01-09 |
| 5496. | Mirko (solidsnake) | 95.40 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 5497. | Arjun (fierytyper789) | 95.39 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| 5498. | Jackson (united9jackson) | 95.39 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
| 5499. | ben (panda_jellyfam) | 95.39 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 5500. | Nicole (n_h999) | 95.39 | 96% | 2016-12-23 |
| 5501. | That's (unenthusiastic_) | 95.38 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 5502. | William (williamc7879) | 95.37 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 5503. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 95.36 | 99.4% | 2023-09-30 |
| 5504. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 95.36 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 5505. | Jasmine (nyeaow) | 95.36 | 100% | 2023-07-19 |
| 5506. | Anh (fujiwarakazuki) | 95.36 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 5507. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 95.36 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
| 5508. | Zach (11037) | 95.35 | 99% | 2019-09-17 |
| 5509. | malarkeyposter84 (apresearc... | 95.35 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| 5510. | Mariel (_mrl_) | 95.35 | 99% | 2017-07-13 |
| 5511. | Django (django_unchained) | 95.34 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 5512. | Cam (ducktales) | 95.33 | 97% | 2024-07-14 |
| 5513. | joh (johpan) | 95.32 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 5514. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 95.32 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 5515. | Max (2zmaxx) | 95.31 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 5516. | junior (sukachik3n) | 95.31 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
| 5517. | Joseph (jpalma4790) | 95.31 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 5518. | Ilia (isilisi) | 95.31 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
| 5519. | cubis (cubis) | 95.31 | 98% | 2017-05-03 |
| 5520. | Tommy (supertommy64) | 95.30 | 96.2% | 2024-05-19 |
| 5521. | Sam (samb11) | 95.29 | 96.3% | 2024-03-30 |
| 5522. | I'm Not Durnk (imnotdurnk) | 95.28 | 98% | 2025-07-10 |
| 5523. | Matt (buckayow) | 95.28 | 96.3% | 2024-01-04 |
| 5524. | Rajat (rajat_d_777) | 95.27 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |