As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21568. | Jeffrey (jeff7263) | 56.41 | 95% | 2018-07-09 |
| 21569. | Farid (farid_mdr11) | 56.40 | 94% | 2018-10-08 |
| 21570. | Armin (fusireto) | 56.40 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
| 21571. | Drake (dark_wing) | 56.39 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 21572. | Stank (stankyard) | 56.39 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 21573. | Neiladri (irdalien_on_typer... | 56.39 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 21574. | Gab (notyaboi) | 56.39 | 95% | 2020-10-26 |
| 21575. | Vojtěch (macsoxxx) | 56.39 | 98% | 2017-02-21 |
| 21576. | tylermarshall (tytecher) | 56.39 | 86% | 2016-02-22 |
| 21577. | joki (jokistyle) | 56.38 | 94.3% | 2021-02-23 |
| 21578. | Jacob (intellectualbrick) | 56.38 | 94% | 2021-12-25 |
| 21579. | Sinan (sinbin55) | 56.38 | 96% | 2015-05-12 |
| 21580. | GBOY (gb01123581321) | 56.37 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
| 21581. | Patrick (8iaventri) | 56.37 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 21582. | Booob (noobieness) | 56.37 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 21583. | Ivan (ivannn_e) | 56.37 | 94% | 2021-01-07 |
| 21584. | Rob (diyroby) | 56.36 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 21585. | Ptysiek (ptysiek) | 56.36 | 93% | 2016-12-14 |
| 21586. | Kyle (vanityx) | 56.35 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 21587. | Alex Jane (alex_jane) | 56.35 | 99% | 2022-01-13 |
| 21588. | Dex (dexbuff) | 56.35 | 86% | 2016-11-28 |
| 21589. | Hannes (sileshar) | 56.35 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 21590. | Dylan (thedcgamez) | 56.34 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 21591. | Brookzerker (brookzerker) | 56.34 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 21592. | Richard (richard_king) | 56.33 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 21593. | Kamil (shirudechi) | 56.33 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 21594. | kabir (_kabir) | 56.33 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
| 21595. | Ben (sirholiday) | 56.33 | 91% | 2016-05-14 |
| 21596. | Epictetus (noksa) | 56.32 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 21597. | Isaac (doodle_eldood) | 56.32 | 95% | 2018-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |