Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10708. | Howard (howardpeckerman) | 84.43 | 98% | 2013-09-16 |
| 10709. | Carl (fullcircle360) | 84.43 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 10710. | Michael (brunopluto) | 84.42 | 94% | 2016-05-07 |
| 10711. | Tori (torivega) | 84.42 | 97% | 2012-08-09 |
| 10712. | silverEyed (silvereyed) | 84.42 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 10713. | GAGA (gaga) | 84.42 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 10714. | Luis (monkmast) | 84.41 | 95% | 2020-10-15 |
| 10715. | HaHaITsaBoB (hahaitsabob) | 84.41 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
| 10716. | GTedZ (gtedz) | 84.41 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 10717. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 84.41 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 10718. | Andrew (toodle) | 84.41 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 10719. | TooshieWorldChampion (robin... | 84.41 | 94% | 2011-09-23 |
| 10720. | Chisa (chisa) | 84.41 | — | 2011-04-07 |
| 10721. | burro (banton) | 84.41 | 97% | 2012-09-06 |
| 10722. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 84.40 | 95% | 2016-07-29 |
| 10723. | Jose (joseebarbosa) | 84.40 | 91% | 2013-12-19 |
| 10724. | Joeyeyey (truesniper) | 84.39 | 93% | 2013-12-19 |
| 10725. | Richard (r_yang03) | 84.39 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 10726. | 6kg rat (6kg_rat) | 84.39 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
| 10727. | Shekhar (shekharchikara) | 84.39 | 98% | 2015-07-07 |
| 10728. | Sumit Prasad (beyonderr) | 84.39 | 99% | 2021-09-06 |
| 10729. | Liney (pollypopcorn) | 84.39 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 10730. | Brian (flurbo) | 84.39 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 10731. | David (ditch_jones) | 84.39 | 94% | 2016-04-03 |
| 10732. | ♥ (deuxanima) | 84.39 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 10733. | Arg (babyursa) | 84.39 | 96% | 2014-12-16 |
| 10734. | Axel (sector7) | 84.38 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| 10735. | JP (freshlumpia) | 84.38 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 10736. | Melo (melodye) | 84.38 | 93% | 2012-11-12 |
| 10737. | Ting (t_mist) | 84.38 | 97% | 2013-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |