As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5335. | Hamiz (popega) | 95.89 | 96% | 2024-05-18 |
| 5336. | Chris (kzk7) | 95.89 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 5337. | Vali (ryuzul) | 95.89 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 5338. | Shapes (yshapes) | 95.89 | 99% | 2022-10-02 |
| 5339. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 95.88 | 100% | 2023-01-28 |
| 5340. | Denni (uramazing) | 95.87 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 5341. | Tad (ttiri) | 95.87 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 5342. | swag (alan20854) | 95.86 | 98% | 2015-05-08 |
| 5343. | Joseph (jnml19) | 95.86 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 5344. | Jan (yentzeg) | 95.85 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 5345. | max (dvorakmax) | 95.85 | 98% | 2015-12-12 |
| 5346. | Rzn (rzn_) | 95.84 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 5347. | Joseph (schmo_) | 95.84 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 5348. | vincent li (vlithium) | 95.83 | 97.8% | 2024-01-14 |
| 5349. | CluelessBlue (cluelessblue) | 95.83 | 97.3% | 2023-12-02 |
| 5350. | Cove (cove) | 95.83 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 5351. | rofllex (rofllex) | 95.82 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
| 5352. | Kaybe (kaybnde) | 95.82 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5353. | naber? (igungor) | 95.82 | 94% | 2016-10-12 |
| 5354. | Romans ✂ (romaninsh) | 95.82 | 97% | 2015-12-10 |
| 5355. | David (ditch_jones) | 95.82 | 96% | 2016-04-18 |
| 5356. | Mighty (avengers_2019) | 95.81 | 99% | 2020-02-06 |
| 5357. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 95.81 | 99.1% | 2024-01-12 |
| 5358. | Kaidow (THe dark Reunion) (... | 95.81 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 5359. | storm (stooormmm) | 95.80 | 98% | 2024-02-21 |
| 5360. | Jay (callmepapajay) | 95.80 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
| 5361. | Alexander (torphon) | 95.80 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 5362. | Buhlerr (buhlerr) | 95.80 | 97% | 2016-07-09 |
| 5363. | Sicoz (skyarc12) | 95.80 | 97% | 2018-12-28 |
| 5364. | Baghery (bocchi_desu) | 95.79 | 96% | 2024-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |