And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17765. | duhber (duhber) | 82.66 | 94% | 2016-02-29 |
| 17766. | Matheus (matheuskurt) | 82.65 | 95% | 2012-01-31 |
| 17767. | Xingjian (simulated_anneal) | 82.65 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 17768. | Ethan (humm1ngbird) | 82.65 | 95% | 2020-04-23 |
| 17769. | fapping typist (fappingtypist) | 82.65 | 94% | 2017-02-11 |
| 17770. | Abdur (johnnyindia) | 82.65 | 95% | 2015-01-14 |
| 17771. | Max (madmax89) | 82.65 | 99% | 2019-07-05 |
| 17772. | Dvorak (aeoryth1) | 82.65 | 96% | 2011-10-25 |
| 17773. | Morsbøl (morsboel) | 82.64 | 96% | 2015-10-29 |
| 17774. | Tommy (tommy5902) | 82.64 | 96% | 2015-12-09 |
| 17775. | RazieL (hkraziel) | 82.64 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 17776. | Anthony (anto_onwuka) | 82.63 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 17777. | murdr (murdrkeys) | 82.63 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 17778. | Jakob (jakobtm) | 82.63 | 95% | 2017-10-03 |
| 17779. | the1stpsycho (the1stpsycho) | 82.63 | 92% | 2014-11-19 |
| 17780. | Auslady (auslady) | 82.63 | 97% | 2014-03-15 |
| 17781. | Denec (denec) | 82.62 | 97.3% | 2023-10-13 |
| 17782. | Wael (waelsy123) | 82.62 | 96% | 2014-08-24 |
| 17783. | Tranzor Z (ravinder) | 82.62 | 96% | 2013-02-03 |
| 17784. | Niklas (salkin) | 82.62 | 96% | 2014-04-23 |
| 17785. | David (ditch_jones) | 82.62 | 92% | 2016-03-23 |
| 17786. | Linge (dailinge) | 82.62 | 96% | 2011-12-19 |
| 17787. | Aashish (albatross007) | 82.61 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 17788. | Evan Joel (posiracer) | 82.61 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 17789. | Anthony (iqy03087) | 82.61 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 17790. | LIVELI (liveli123) | 82.61 | 99% | 2022-12-24 |
| 17791. | Daniel (tempguan) | 82.61 | 98% | 2022-07-06 |
| 17792. | Mr. Fahrenheit (eadgbe) | 82.61 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 17793. | Ceiba (convenientalbatross) | 82.60 | 99% | 2023-04-22 |
| 17794. | Ice (ice_relentless) | 82.60 | 97% | 2013-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |