I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025. | Saku (sample__) | 118.52 | 97.5% | 2025-03-03 |
| 2026. | Ryan (fantazm) | 118.52 | 98% | 2017-10-11 |
| 2027. | erk (estalow) | 118.51 | 99% | 2021-08-06 |
| 2028. | Buri (buri_was_taken) | 118.47 | 98% | 2024-04-26 |
| 2029. | Orestis (xlxs4) | 118.45 | 99% | 2022-02-18 |
| 2030. | LOST TOLERANCE (conjure) | 118.45 | 95% | 2019-10-14 |
| 2031. | John Carlo (johndue21) | 118.45 | 99% | 2018-09-20 |
| 2032. | Zac (zbflips) | 118.40 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 2033. | Quandale (jaxzy96) | 118.40 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
| 2034. | Marcy (melvindvorak) | 118.36 | 99% | 2017-06-25 |
| 2035. | Wr (wrish) | 118.36 | 99% | 2019-01-07 |
| 2036. | Ayk (calculusnut) | 118.35 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| 2037. | ばにらー tired goodby... | 118.34 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 2038. | Kyle (kyle0829) | 118.34 | 100% | 2017-11-02 |
| 2039. | Inevstream (striven) | 118.33 | 95% | 2018-06-29 |
| 2040. | Liz (lizchu413) | 118.33 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 2041. | David (diskhat2) | 118.32 | 99.3% | 2023-08-06 |
| 2042. | mikeswa (mikeswa) | 118.31 | 99% | 2023-03-03 |
| 2043. | Jamie (jamiegre) | 118.31 | 99% | 2021-11-06 |
| 2044. | giann (giannperez123) | 118.27 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 2045. | Musically (musically_ut) | 118.26 | 99% | 2019-07-05 |
| 2046. | Feynex (imhidayat) | 118.25 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 2047. | snow (snowhaze1) | 118.25 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 2048. | Jandre (jandre1028) | 118.21 | 98.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 2049. | Demp (frostyc) | 118.20 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 2050. | Max (mcart88) | 118.19 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
| 2051. | love (skaldssss) | 118.18 | 100% | 2022-12-14 |
| 2052. | Cisco (yizzyweezy) | 118.18 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 2053. | R (rhinousc) | 118.15 | 99% | 2018-03-03 |
| 2054. | tstats[jcup] (jcup) | 118.14 | 97% | 2024-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |