As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19296. | Gonzalo (chasgracias) | 63.25 | 92% | 2015-07-18 |
| 19297. | bogo (bogo10) | 63.25 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 19298. | klerigado (klerigado) | 63.25 | 96% | 2015-05-27 |
| 19299. | cheayeo (cheayeo) | 63.24 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
| 19300. | Clairvoir (clairvoir) | 63.24 | 95% | 2020-02-13 |
| 19301. | Eric (mainsterr) | 63.24 | 94% | 2021-11-23 |
| 19302. | NL (leidytypes) | 63.24 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 19303. | Tobi (fastestflash) | 63.24 | 95% | 2018-10-25 |
| 19304. | tabish (tbsansari) | 63.24 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 19305. | Emmy (_dadstype_) | 63.23 | 95% | 2021-05-18 |
| 19306. | Mohamed (mohamedemad13) | 63.23 | 95% | 2022-08-20 |
| 19307. | feke_fr (feke_pk_fr) | 63.23 | 99% | 2019-06-02 |
| 19308. | wheel (kingkaiserwill) | 63.22 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 19309. | Elliott (s1ldafort) | 63.21 | 95% | 2021-11-12 |
| 19310. | Nathaniel (niel1003) | 63.21 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 19311. | happy_is_op (happy_is_op) | 63.21 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 19312. | Blake (g8oraidm8) | 63.19 | 89% | 2017-01-21 |
| 19313. | Sarab (aujlasarab) | 63.19 | 90% | 2015-09-27 |
| 19314. | Lefter (lefter99) | 63.19 | 96% | 2018-04-09 |
| 19315. | Debdip Das (dipto_debdip) | 63.19 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
| 19316. | Dishant (dishant_10) | 63.19 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 19317. | Mr (mrpink_5) | 63.19 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 19318. | John (jakw93) | 63.18 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 19319. | Max (the_maxinater) | 63.18 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 19320. | IzzyP (izzyp13) | 63.18 | 96% | 2017-05-04 |
| 19321. | Independent (independent) | 63.18 | 98% | 2015-05-19 |
| 19322. | William (iif_cii) | 63.17 | 93% | 2015-12-20 |
| 19323. | dayy (lordie) | 63.17 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
| 19324. | Lune (debshot_883) | 63.17 | 95% | 2021-02-18 |
| 19325. | pankaj (arya1pankaj) | 63.16 | 98% | 2015-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |