The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 889. | tstats[isakooooo] (isakooooo) | 103.39 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 890. | yah-yeet (dingdong768) | 103.38 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 891. | Justin (jusain) | 103.36 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 892. | FDHFM5🖤 (yunguber) | 103.33 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 893. | FC980C (zonata) | 103.31 | 99% | 2020-05-15 |
| 894. | bolt (unreaii) | 103.31 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 895. | Jun (impressed) | 103.30 | 96% | 2018-06-30 |
| 896. | nika (nika07) | 103.28 | 99% | 2020-11-15 |
| 897. | aoeu (lazycheetah) | 103.27 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 898. | Serg (drgsus) | 103.23 | 98% | 2019-03-27 |
| 899. | ze_or (ze_or) | 103.23 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
| 900. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 103.23 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 901. | David (fuzzycheeks) | 103.22 | 98% | 2018-02-08 |
| 902. | Andrew (mcentag) | 103.22 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 903. | TP (tpmyd) | 103.19 | 97% | 2019-01-20 |
| 904. | Hank (shwirv) | 103.17 | 99% | 2018-01-02 |
| 905. | Kris (disarray) | 103.15 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 906. | Tootels (joenasha10) | 103.14 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 907. | :^) (kyeavnign) | 103.11 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 908. | Gregory (pootis_spemcer) | 103.11 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
| 909. | Rearia (rearia) | 103.09 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 910. | Xibu (xibu) | 103.08 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
| 911. | alex (davidfellows) | 103.06 | 98% | 2018-05-18 |
| 912. | Ryan (underfinancial) | 103.04 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 913. | Benjamin (laptopbenje) | 102.97 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 914. | havic (havic9) | 102.94 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| 915. | Douglas (lasdoug) | 102.93 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 916. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 102.92 | 98% | 2020-07-11 |
| 917. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 102.92 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
| 918. | Wick (jwick) | 102.90 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |