Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3105. | Mario (mariojr16) | 68.45 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 3106. | Caleb (calebx) | 68.45 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 3107. | Not a dog (i_am_learning_to... | 68.44 | 95% | 2019-05-30 |
| 3108. | Yujie Du (duyujie0817) | 68.44 | 97% | 2018-05-05 |
| 3109. | Sagittarius (deelicious) | 68.44 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 3110. | fff (atyos) | 68.43 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| 3111. | Aleks (aleks8) | 68.41 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
| 3112. | Alejandro (foreversick) | 68.41 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 3113. | Roland (radambc) | 68.40 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 3114. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 68.39 | 98% | 2018-08-20 |
| 3115. | Malek (mazaroh) | 68.39 | 95% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3116. | Machi(ง ° ͜ ʖ °)ง (... | 68.37 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
| 3117. | Thanachot (ohmconan) | 68.36 | 97% | 2020-02-29 |
| 3118. | Sonny (sonnyha) | 68.35 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
| 3119. | rate (etar) | 68.34 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3120. | Spencer (spencertyper) | 68.34 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 3121. | DiroDoku (dirodoku) | 68.33 | 95% | 2018-03-19 |
| 3122. | Jerry (jernjej) | 68.31 | 99% | 2018-03-11 |
| 3123. | Leo (leo_gallardo) | 68.29 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 3124. | Abi (abz135) | 68.29 | 97% | 2019-08-14 |
| 3125. | Mark (haxos) | 68.27 | 95% | 2020-01-09 |
| 3126. | Vanessa (abetterplace) | 68.25 | 97% | 2018-04-14 |
| 3127. | JY (jy82828) | 68.25 | 96% | 2017-09-06 |
| 3128. | Havenix (havenix) | 68.24 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 3129. | Evandp (evandp1999) | 68.23 | 94% | 2018-03-27 |
| 3130. | Jordan (itsyordyay) | 68.22 | 96% | 2018-06-16 |
| 3131. | drumline (drumlinetenors) | 68.22 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 3132. | Daniel (tempguan) | 68.22 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3133. | Titel (andrewh) | 68.20 | 95% | 2019-10-07 |
| 3134. | Erfan (erfan_feili) | 68.18 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |