I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9219. | Mazze (shadyone) | 87.60 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 9220. | Haris (harisme) | 87.60 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 9221. | Ryan (yanray) | 87.60 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 9222. | Boichu (hubcio911) | 87.60 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 9223. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 87.59 | 96% | 2019-08-09 |
| 9224. | tstats[dfanaras] (dfanaras) | 87.59 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
| 9225. | Alan (alanyoung) | 87.59 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 9226. | Jason (jason621) | 87.59 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 9227. | Dungo (dungodoot) | 87.59 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 9228. | Hassan (hassansajjad) | 87.58 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 9229. | exyreams (exyreams) | 87.58 | 99% | 2023-01-26 |
| 9230. | Dat (datboidoe) | 87.58 | 92% | 2017-02-26 |
| 9231. | Speed_Reader (nagy_ssbm) | 87.58 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 9232. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 87.58 | 95% | 2018-11-14 |
| 9233. | Denny (shizkr) | 87.58 | 100% | 2020-07-15 |
| 9234. | Lorenzo (lorenzo99) | 87.57 | 96.7% | 2025-01-09 |
| 9235. | Alexander (anabua) | 87.56 | 96% | 2023-01-02 |
| 9236. | The Beard (the_beard) | 87.56 | 99% | 2021-08-06 |
| 9237. | Trinity (trinityecho) | 87.56 | 97% | 2024-04-10 |
| 9238. | Sujay (sujjy) | 87.56 | 95.5% | 2023-06-02 |
| 9239. | Jay (jayjitsu) | 87.56 | 98.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| 9240. | Kebbeth (kebbeth) | 87.56 | 95% | 2018-08-12 |
| 9241. | Jonathan (jonyaa) | 87.56 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 9242. | DiroDoku (dirodoku) | 87.56 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 9243. | t0kkul (mekumen) | 87.55 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
| 9244. | Chris (chobonmyknob) | 87.55 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 9245. | Muhammad (mhasan01) | 87.55 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 9246. | mootyhoot (mootyhoot) | 87.54 | 97.5% | 2024-12-18 |
| 9247. | Allison (ae0622) | 87.54 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 9248. | a (abg2002) | 87.54 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |