And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15476. | mustang (mustang51) | 87.14 | 92% | 2016-07-01 |
| 15477. | Feilem (feilem) | 87.13 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 15478. | Sheng Yuan (xspeech32) | 87.13 | 98% | 2015-07-14 |
| 15479. | Ed (selfe) | 87.13 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 15480. | Abu (kabu22) | 87.13 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 15481. | Andrey (sand) | 87.13 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 15482. | scott (pmonkey) | 87.13 | 97% | 2013-05-13 |
| 15483. | Abn0rmalzzz (abn0rmalzzz) | 87.13 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 15484. | Comm (commoduss) | 87.13 | 92% | 2016-06-07 |
| 15485. | Daniel (sylents114) | 87.12 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
| 15486. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 87.12 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 15487. | Hock (traper) | 87.12 | 96% | 2015-01-14 |
| 15488. | Vineel (yvineelatiitbbs) | 87.12 | 93% | 2012-11-25 |
| 15489. | Tim (sonic371) | 87.12 | 95% | 2011-09-02 |
| 15490. | Chase (noodlelou) | 87.11 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 15491. | Brendan (btbens) | 87.11 | 98% | 2015-07-11 |
| 15492. | Jag (jaguhan) | 87.10 | 97% | 2016-05-01 |
| 15493. | DiroDoku (dirodoku) | 87.10 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 15494. | sohel (sohelahmed) | 87.10 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 15495. | Hossein (dustylamia) | 87.10 | 97% | 2021-12-23 |
| 15496. | tasha (tbrown_89) | 87.10 | 92% | 2015-02-25 |
| 15497. | Riatyfli (walsodar) | 87.10 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 15498. | Abner (abnermtj) | 87.09 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 15499. | Mihir (mihirsahasrabudhe) | 87.09 | 91% | 2011-05-25 |
| 15500. | typedo (typedo) | 87.09 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 15501. | vaibhav (vaibhav6996) | 87.09 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 15502. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 87.09 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 15503. | Dark (dark_byte) | 87.09 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 15504. | (◍•ᴗ•◍) (ibi4645) | 87.09 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 15505. | Kimmo (kimorasa) | 87.09 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |