I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 316. | Mike (primike) | 83.53 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
| 317. | Charlie (charlie16) | 83.41 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 318. | Kevin (kevinparkit) | 83.40 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 319. | Applesauce (garbagetm) | 83.39 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 320. | Benjamin (yangben000) | 83.39 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 321. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 83.37 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 322. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 83.35 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
| 323. | Mark (msg0192) | 83.18 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 324. | chekic (chekic) | 83.17 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 325. | Pyren (pyren83) | 83.09 | 99% | 2020-11-23 |
| 326. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 83.03 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 327. | Davin (davintjong) | 83.03 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 328. | suzu (suzu213) | 83.01 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 329. | + (hollin) | 82.70 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 330. | Dom (arktag) | 82.62 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 331. | Chris (chrisljiang) | 82.60 | 97% | 2020-12-20 |
| 332. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 82.55 | 95% | 2020-10-22 |
| 333. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 82.53 | 99% | 2020-11-07 |
| 334. | Charles (armdev) | 82.29 | 98% | 2020-10-12 |
| 335. | Chase (chaseypoo) | 82.17 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 336. | Laura (laurasee) | 82.14 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 337. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 82.11 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 338. | Edward (kailhreds) | 82.04 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| 339. | sloth (mitchie98) | 81.81 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 340. | Satwik (satwik2708) | 81.78 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| 341. | Wan (zenag) | 81.76 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 342. | Aibek (aosmonov) | 81.69 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 343. | Sylptic (sylptic) | 81.59 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 344. | Lauren (lauren2020) | 81.43 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 345. | Cole (coleb117) | 81.43 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 1,566 | 106.21 | October 9, 2020 |