Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3675. | Guest (pr0grammer98) | 71.31 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 3676. | Johnny (thatbigboy) | 71.30 | 94% | 2020-10-06 |
| 3677. | Vilius (jellytrain) | 71.30 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
| 3678. | James (james000) | 71.30 | 95% | 2019-03-26 |
| 3679. | pea (pbarakat) | 71.29 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3680. | Martin (akselsen) | 71.28 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 3681. | Klunky (liamrob) | 71.25 | 97% | 2020-06-28 |
| 3682. | Sandra (typingaroundtheworld) | 71.25 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 3683. | karan (hksawhne) | 71.23 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 3684. | PRINCE (pk226894) | 71.23 | 98% | 2020-06-01 |
| 3685. | matt (matterz5) | 71.22 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 3686. | Tom (tombertoli) | 71.20 | 95% | 2019-07-28 |
| 3687. | Duke121 (duke121) | 71.18 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 3688. | Hyx (christianmoises) | 71.18 | 96% | 2019-06-23 |
| 3689. | Raymond (raymonds) | 71.16 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3690. | Hoshi (lazz121) | 71.15 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 3691. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 71.13 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3692. | Chaewon (raz3124) | 71.13 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
| 3693. | Jacqsault (jyan513) | 71.13 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| 3694. | Noam (noamaster88) | 71.13 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 3695. | Argon (argon273) | 71.13 | 95% | 2018-03-30 |
| 3696. | Bruno (brunog) | 71.12 | 95% | 2019-01-07 |
| 3697. | Sam (9067t) | 71.11 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3698. | Jessica (jeguar) | 71.10 | 96% | 2019-11-20 |
| 3699. | Sofia (michael_bjordy) | 71.09 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
| 3700. | John (mccornville) | 71.07 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 3701. | Aarni (aarnib) | 71.06 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 3702. | jason (wickeddog) | 71.05 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 3703. | oskar (osny19) | 71.05 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3704. | coale (colerodster) | 71.03 | 95% | 2017-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |